[04/07/2019] Official KOFIMANIA Thread

[THE 101]

Shane vs Miz

Get the fukk out of here with this GARBAGE

 

[Dreamzeedream]

HHH/Dave needs to be 10 minutes (or less) of adrenaline similar to Goldberg/Brock's last much. Straight brawl and all big moves. Nothing longer.

If the add in weapons did. Mabey q extra 5 minutes won't hurt

 

[Dreamzeedream]

Owens is doing something

Triple threat with db and kofi most likely

 

[R=G]

So I guess their saving Sami Zayn for the night after Mania, right? And Kari too.

 

[Dreamzeedream]

Orton and AJ

That'll be good match

 

[stro]

Shane vs Miz

Get the fukk out of here with this GARBAGE

Ultimately, this will be the most built up and long term thought out match on the entire card.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Too many multi man matches.
I getting a feeling it’s going to be New Day and and R Truth vs The Bar and Nakamura and Rusev .

That's every year now. They want to get everyone on the card but everyone don't deserve to be on the card, throw them on the kickoff show

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

It's a shame. MetLife Stadium is going to end up hosting two shytty WrestleManias.

New York/New Jersey doesn't deserve this.

I'll be there in person to witness it this time

I'll be in the city for about ten days tho so this is just a minor stop for me

 

[DANJ!]

How would you guys have booked WM?

Nobody ever has an answer for this tho'... People just wanna complain no matter what's happenin'

The show will be loaded because there's a lot of people who shouldnt be left off the card... but I kinda like it better than the days they'd have like 7 matches and manage to run 4 hours, and people who deserved to be on the show wouldn't make the cut.

Kingston/Bryan should be dope
Seth/Lesnar will probably have little to no heat on the feud but it'll be a good match.
AJ/Randy will be dope, it's one of those matches I was figuring they were saving for a Mania.
The Women's Triple Threat will probably be the hottest match on the card, even tho I see folks are already searching for reasons to hate it.
I don't give a shyt about the Shane/Miz thing, it's whatever, blah.
HHH/Batista shouldn't be long, even tho' I get the feeling they're gonna give it unnecessary minutes, when it could be solid at less than 15.
The tag team thing is interesting,there's a number of directions they could go with it. I'd put them in a Tag Turmoil/gauntlet kinda thing- I think that could be a great way to showcase them.
Curious to know who Angle's farewell opponent will be...
Braun musta either done somethin' to annoy Vince, or Vince just changed his mind totally about him. He got him in the Big Show role, when he should be in the Taker role.

 

[MenacingMonk]

You had any kind of expectations to be lowered in the first place? In 2019? After the past decade or so of Wrestlemanias?

Man, my expectations been low since I started watching again back on Summer ‘11.

Yo that pic gave me flashbacks

I really miss MADtv

It had a good run. Their animation was my favorite. CLOPS, gangster Rudolph, Dennis the Serial Killer.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

You might have to change that title breh

 

[mrken12]

You might have to change that title breh

They better put that on a shirt.

 

[CBoz]

So I guess their saving Sami Zayn for the night after Mania, right? And Kari too.

Nah the week after during the superstar shake-up in Montreal.

 

[NoMorePie]

This card actually doesnt look too bad.. but it's going to be unfortunate how a lot of talent are going to be delegated to multi man matches or the preshow

 

[Silkk]

Where the fucc is Undertaker when ya need em