$1,000,000: Which would you rather go against w/ a knife. A Gorilla or a Hippo?

[Stuntone]

All you have to do it walk up to one of these animal and slap the sh:t of them and you win a million dollars. We'll give you a knife for safety. Which animal would you slap first?

 

[DarlingNikki]

Hippo.

 

[Lucy]

Hippo. I would run up behind it while it was licking the water and hog tie it.

What can they do? It would be like stomping on Twinkies.

I wouldn't stomp it though, just hog tie it. Rub its belly.

 

[Don Jay]

The hippo is much slower and don't have the intelligence of a primate... So I'll take my chances with big and dumb.

 

[LordTaskForce]

the gorilla would really fukk you up

 

[mortuus est]

is their any videos of gorillas beating on humans?

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

Looks like Ide stay broke

 

[Crakface]

If it was a Rambo knife, a gorilla. 13 inches of serrated steel going into your body is not whoa.

 

[KOOL-AID]

Looks like Ide stay broke

I'd do it and share the money with u boo

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

I'd do it and share the money with u boo

Thank you so much

 

[Canon]

neither if you enjoy living

hippos are extremely aggressive and kill more humans than any other animal

 

[KOOL-AID]

Thank you so much

u know I gots to spoil my lady

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

The hippo is much slower and don't have the intelligence of a primate... So I'll take my chances with big and dumb.

Hippo.

Hippo. I would run up behind it while it was licking the water and hog tie it.

What can they do? It would be like stomping on Twinkies.

I wouldn't stomp it though, just hog tie it. Rub its belly.

this is how I know ya'll don't know shyt.

Hippos kill more people than any other animal in Africa.

 

[KOOL-AID]

guess yall never played Hungry Hungry Hippos

 

[DarlingNikki]

this is how I know ya'll don't know shyt.

Hippos kill more people than any other animal in Africa.

I don't care, I wouldn't slap a fukking gorilla, ever.