1/5 TNA Impact Premiere On Pop: New World Champion Crowned, "The Miracle" Happens

[Jello Biafra]

"Do you believe in meraculs?"

 

[Chrome2279]

The miracle of ass is upon us.

 

[The Rainmaker]

He borrowed Armando Estrada's outfit

 

[jackswstd]

Maria's thighs

 

[JerseyBoy23]

That kinda shyt has kept JBL in checks, though.

Josh gotta break out "She's twerkin, maggle" for the real effect.

JBL gets away with so much though. Everything that Matt Striker got shyt on for, JBL does.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Kingdom Come

 

[JerseyBoy23]

By the time Hunter and Dixie are done, the indies ain't gonna have any talent left.

 

[Silkk]

That theme is kinda booty

But this debut not

 

[JohnB]

We need that Bennett and EC3 stable

 

[Xane Vic]

Her sad version of the Von Erich Claw was so cute though.

Ain't her fault.

Kong got herself a stable of hoes

Pimpstress Kong leadin' the Nation Of Menstruation.

They should've just played this for Mike Bennett...



Ain't Maria ain't a dumbass now...

 

[ThePsydeFX]

Bennet been raiding Armando Alejandro Estrada's wardrobe I see. Looking like a bootleg Cesaro under the hat and glasses.

 

[The Rainmaker]

I wouldn't say Internet darling, but aight.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Earning enough money to buy TNA a new ring

I know TNA dont have that 70 year history to acquire the billions they acquired but please dont disrespect them thinking $400 a week ($364 after tax) is enough to buy a TNA ring

 

[Jello Biafra]

Bennet's suit game is unfukkwitable.

 

[Xane Vic]

ha, y'all boy's a fake-ass Chris Masters...