1 month of smashing the female of your choice in her prime, or 1 month paid vacation from work with double your normal pay?
- Thread starter Elim Garak
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After the first nut, I would just be laying there thinking about all the money I lost. I’ll take the money.
The BasedFather
Task Force
Didn’t even need to read the rules for the woman.
Gimme the money and vacation
Gimme the money and vacation
Damn I didn’t even know who Paige was till this post but Ayono job…so hurry up and go get bria for me…thanks.
*edit*
oh wow it’s even better than I thought…lemme get nicola cavanis too
wait…then there’s paige spiranac and the learmann twins…can I record us too?
I’m about to make a working list of 30 bytches
no particular order…
…jeezus and that’s only 19…I ain’t even get cooking yet
- bria myles
- nicola cavanis
- paige spiranac
- learmann twin #1
- learmann twin #2
- filipina chic at 7-11
- chloe bailey
- halle bailey
- ice spice
- rubi rose
- persephanii
- sydney sweets
- hannah palmer
- meg thee stallion
- sofia vergara
- emily ratajkowski
- himynamestee
- hot4lexi
- rihanna (she might warrant a whole week tho if she really is who she is lmao)
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
The women. I'd have a line up of the 30 baddest women of all time in my mind in their prime. The novelty of the them coming to my mid-ass condo would be hilarity.
Halle Berry
Melissa Ford
Salma Hayek
Scarlett Johansson
Elinda San
Salli Richardson
Random porn stars
Chicks I should've smashed back in the day
Halle Berry
Melissa Ford
Salma Hayek
Scarlett Johansson
Elinda San
Salli Richardson
Random porn stars
Chicks I should've smashed back in the day
IgnorantDwayneWayne
NC Pleighboy
Y’all bugging. I just imagine the regular bytches I be fukking replaced with my “dream” bytches.
I’d have Ice spice watching One Punch man with me until I’m ready for more top.
Have prime Carmen Electra playing overwatch with me wit them tittys out.
1995 Halle berry at the gym with me. Letting me cut in the locker room like these regular degenerate bytches do.
I wouldn’t take Eva Mendez anywhere but the bed. We spending 24 hours there.
Money is what’s up tho. I could get some instagram clout/bread if I took pics with all them every day. I’m in Vegas so the scenery would elevate shyt. Plus bytches would let u smash just to see why all these celebs let u. shyt if u hit Kim.K / Riri/ Beyoncé these bytches will fight to be next.
I’d have Ice spice watching One Punch man with me until I’m ready for more top.
Have prime Carmen Electra playing overwatch with me wit them tittys out.
1995 Halle berry at the gym with me. Letting me cut in the locker room like these regular degenerate bytches do.
I wouldn’t take Eva Mendez anywhere but the bed. We spending 24 hours there.
Money is what’s up tho. I could get some instagram clout/bread if I took pics with all them every day. I’m in Vegas so the scenery would elevate shyt. Plus bytches would let u smash just to see why all these celebs let u. shyt if u hit Kim.K / Riri/ Beyoncé these bytches will fight to be next.
desjardins
Veteran
Honestly surprised this is so skewed towards the vacation
The woman option is some literal fantasy stuff, minus the double pay part I could do the month vacation option right now if I wanted
That being said when I pick the women option I’m not sure I’d be able to even focus during work cause I’d be searching trying figure out who I’m going to fukk that day and horny as hell thinking about it
. Waiting until 5pm to fukk would be hell but worth it
The woman option is some literal fantasy stuff, minus the double pay part I could do the month vacation option right now if I wanted
That being said when I pick the women option I’m not sure I’d be able to even focus during work cause I’d be searching trying figure out who I’m going to fukk that day and horny as hell thinking about it
. Waiting until 5pm to fukk would be hell but worth it
Money baby
The Pledge
If it’s a lie, then we fight on that lie.
SnowflakesByTheOZ
Sorry, that's another B
Artificial Intelligence
Not Allen Iverson
I’m smashing Beyoncé
Edit: not once a day
Edit: not once a day
Roger king
Superstar
This is a tough one for sure the lure of being able to hit it with any woman of your choice for one month is too powerful give me the first option. To have your literally idea of What a woman is be available is far valuable than an sort of vacation. The ability to change supermodel once in a day is the deal breaker.
Alexandra daddario.. sydney sweeney... hayley atwell.... then the IG thots the next day lol no sane hot blooded man atleast young below 40s would choose a vacation
Alexandra daddario.. sydney sweeney... hayley atwell.... then the IG thots the next day lol no sane hot blooded man atleast young below 40s would choose a vacation
International Playa
Playa with a Passport
Double pay & vacation, not even close. All that free time, free hotel & free flights, you can travel anywhere & go anywhere. You can still pull women wherever you go or pay escorts
Honestly surprised this is so skewed towards the vacation
The woman option is some literal fantasy stuff, minus the double pay part I could do the month vacation option right now if I wanted
That being said when I pick the women option I’m not sure I’d be able to even focus during work cause I’d be searching trying figure out who I’m going to fukk that day and horny as hell thinking about it
Some of them afraid folks will look down on them if they not Money over bytches.
The way I think:
Honestly, I like going to work, I wouldn't want to take 30 days straight off.
About the extra money, cool. What am I going to do with this extra money that will bring so much enjoyment in my life that it will trump option 1?
If I had kids, or was in desperate need of money, I would pick option 2, the 30 day double paid vacation, but I don't have either of those.
