1 month of smashing the female of your choice in her prime, or 1 month paid vacation from work with double your normal pay?

[old pig]

no job…so hurry up and go get bria for me…thanks.

*edit*

• You can change to a new woman once every day

oh wow it’s even better than I thought…lemme get nicola cavanis too

wait…then there’s paige spiranac and the learmann twins…can I record us too?

I’m about to make a working list of 30 bytches

no particular order…

1. bria myles
2. nicola cavanis
3. paige spiranac
4. learmann twin #1
5. learmann twin #2
6. filipina chic at 7-11
7. chloe bailey
8. halle bailey
9. ice spice
10. rubi rose
11. persephanii
12. sydney sweets
13. hannah palmer
14. meg thee stallion
15. sofia vergara
16. emily ratajkowski
17. himynamestee
18. hot4lexi
19. rihanna (she might warrant a whole week tho if she really is who she is lmao)

…jeezus and that’s only 19…I ain’t even get cooking yet

 

[The Guru]

Yes lol they cannot get pregnant and you cannot catch any std. You can also switch them for another daily.

Nahh..forget all this OG Pimp Hercules money over bytches nonsense.
One month under these circumstances? Yes i take the females of my choice.

 

[bigde09]

Always take the money

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

1 month vacation and double pay

 

[skylove4]

Half the nikkas taking the vacation will probably go alone and just sit in the hotel room for a month playing video games and beating the skin off their dikk

Take the p*ssy , those memories are free for a life time and you’ll need them when you become status and can’t hit anything else other than yourwife

 

[Ozymandeas]

The bytches....you gotta give me more money and more vacation time to compensate for that

 

[levitate]

Let me get dat p.

 

[Mr Hate Coffee]

I voted vacation before reading the first post. If I can switch bytches + fukk raw with no penalties then imma have to take option 1

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

1. I can get p*ssy because I’m handsome gang.
2. Even when I was broke I could smash girls that I wanted
3. Current girlfriend is beautiful
4. I’m not poor…..
5. I currently don’t have a boss
6. I already go on month long trips

You are basically being offered a chance to fukk any woman who has ever lived….

Like you are saying I can fukk Cleopatra?

You’re saying I can fukk Dorothy Dandrige?

Topanga?(at 20)

That one bytch from the ATT commercials

Jennifer Love Hewitt circa I STILL know what you did last summer?

Selena

Jennifer Lopez circa Anaconda?

Jennifer Lopez AS Selena

Id take that chance because in the end, experiences are worth it… shyt id film it and monetize it…

YouMadd and the Queen of fukking Egypt Cleopatra fukking on stream on pornhub 24/7 for one month.

Shut your Caucasian ass up
No black man choosing those average whores over black dimes in their prime

Gtfoh

 

[Tasha And]

The first scenario needs more defined parameters.

Like, if you’re smashing someone from the 60s, then are they just popping into existence in front of you with no idea why they are there or what year it is. When I pull a titty out, they ain’t gonna be pointing to my cell phone recording them like what’s that

Are they robotic and don’t have any personality, so it would be like smashing an android that looks exactly like whoever? If I smash Kim K, does she remember it the next day? If I smash Trump wife and wanna sell it to tmz, is that within the scenario?



shyts too dystopian to me without any clearer context

 

[Dance_Like_A_Fiend]

Victoria Justice is a very average dime a dozen chick breh, just go to any Latin American country on that vacation and you'll find better spanish hoes

But that voice

It ain't just VJ, I'm trying to smash CJshredz and Salma Hayek and a whole list of other women

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

The results tell you who's getting on a regular basis.

I'm a grown ass man and work too damn hard. Give me that one month vacation. I'm going to Lagos and staying in the best hotels out there, going on safari, linking up with local women and enjoying that night life with an entourage of real goons in case shyt gets crazy

Or else I'm going to Paris. Went there 6 years ago and I'm going again if I get the chance.

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

Paid vacation by far. Not even close.

 

[shutterguy]

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Damn I'd hope I choose 2