10 Animals that Live Longer than Humans

[unit321]

...tho he would prolly drop some :ducktales:

Interviewer: Where were you 200 years ago?
Tortoise: Pacific Ocean
Interviewer: That's 1813. Were you ever in North America or aware what was going on?
Tortoise: No.
Interviewer: Where in the Pacific Ocean were you?
Tortoise: Are you asking for GPS coordinates or something like that?
Interviewer: No... but...
Tortoise: Yeah, I was somewhere around there.
Interviewer: What do you remember of the world back then?
Tortoise: There were more whales and coral reef.
Interviewer: Interesting. Anything else?
Tortoise: Yo mama.
Interviewer: Excuse me?
Tortoise: Nothing.

 

[Mowgli]

Doesnt their evironment and diet have alot to do with it though.

 

[Brown Ant]

Ocean animals are by far the healthiest of the bunch.

 

[Blackking]

Doesnt their evironment and diet have alot to do with it though.

Air, bad food, too much sun n sh1t.

Ocean animals usually don't have to deal with that.

 

[Zombi_Jeezus]

Interviewer: Where were you 200 years ago?
Tortoise: Pacific Ocean
Interviewer: That's 1813. Were you ever in North America or aware what was going on?
Tortoise: No.
Interviewer: Where in the Pacific Ocean were you?
Tortoise: Are you asking for GPS coordinates or something like that?
Interviewer: No... but...
Tortoise: Yeah, I was somewhere around there.
Interviewer: What do you remember of the world back then?
Tortoise: There were more whales and coral reef.
Interviewer: Interesting. Anything else?
Tortoise: Yo mama.
Interviewer: Excuse me?
Tortoise: Nothing.

Interviewer: Moving on...
Tortoise: Hold up, ask d!ckface some questions....AYE d!ckface!
Geoduck: Maaan......fukk u.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

dope way to study changes in the environment. Just imagine if we could find a way to talk to animals tortoise lived for 200+ would have some of the GOAT stories....tho he would prolly drop some :ducktales:

More like pigeon tales

 

[EQ.]

More like pigeon tales

Tortoise Eats Pigeon - YouTube

You a sucker if you let a turtle/tortoise snatch you up like that

 

[JulesWinfield]

More like pigeon tales

Tortoise Eats Pigeon - YouTube

That top comment

"Go bother the turtle they said
It Will Be Fun, They Said"

 

[BasketCase]

Fish and clams have no soul so they don't count
to "Adwaita" the 256 year old giant tortoise though.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Fish and clams have no soul so they don't count
to "Adwaita" the 256 year old giant tortoise though.

Fish don't have souls?

 

[KushSkywalker]

@ the geoduck

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

we gotta start mapping dem genomes...i need to get my tortoise life span on.


*grows shell*

This nikka want's to be a hammer brother now

i've started some research and i'm looking for funding...

 

[TrifeGod]

lmfao@dat shyt lookin like dat 1 pokemon called geodude

 

[wire28]

dope way to study changes in the environment. Just imagine if we could find a way to talk to animals tortoise lived for 200+ would have some of the GOAT stories....tho he would prolly drop some :ducktales:

the fukk i wanna talk to some racist ass tortoise, callin me nikka and shyt. fukk that tortoise

 

[Yapdatfool]

i've started some research and i'm looking for funding...

You gonna learn karate after you shell grows??