Aight, so I got a little dikk. And I'm sure a lot of yall dudes on here do to. So I'm here to let yall know, it's not over yo. It's just certain ways you gotta go about this shyt feel me. I know you feel like the whole world is against you, and your left out, but get rid of that mindstate. I'm here to teach yall nikkas the ins and outs to this little dikk lifestyle, ya dig.
1. NO GROUP SEX! ya dig. The last thing you want to happen is your in the room with mad nikkas and bytches, and nikkas start pullin their dikks out, and yours is the smallest one, and everyone in the room starts laughing at you. You can't have that son. No coming back from that. So what you wanna do is always have an excuse. When nikkas say, yo we got some hoes coming through, tell nikkas u gotta stomach ache, or you being loyal to wifey, or wait til they get there and say them bytches is wack. Think of something. If you have to, find one bytch and take her away from the crowd and fukk her. But none of that same room shyt, bytches be embarrassing nikkas for fun.
2. Don't fukk bytches that's well known by the family! Because then, she tells one person and your whole family now knows you have a little dikk. You don't want to have to live with that.
You don't wanna hear your moms saying hey, dinners ready you little dikk ass nikka, not cool
3. fukk small chubby bytches. Them hoes is kinda tight and cant really take too much dikk. So you should be good money with them.
4. Either lay bytches on their stomach and fukk them from behind, or lay them on the side and fukk them from back. You can get a lot of dikk in there that way
5. DON'T EAT p*ssy! Yeah I know some bytches like to say, if you got a little dikk, eat the p*ssy. fukk that shyt! It's bad enough u got a little dikk, don't throw away the rest of your manhood and dignity by eating the p*ssy. Finger a bytch if you have to, rub her clit, but don't eat it. Save some of that dignity
6. Find a wifey that loves you for you. A low key girl, who doesn't like to club too much. Who really loves humanity, wants to save the whales and shyt like that. She'll work with you and be loyal. But don't mess with these twitter bytches who always talk about big dikks, and smokin kush. Cuz even if you wife them hoes it's gone be some big dikk nikka banging that down. And even if your girl is quiet, but she hangs around girls who live that fast life, eventually she's gonna run into a big dikk also
7. Don't fukk bytches with loud mouth hoodrat friends.
8. Always keep a comeback in mind just incase word gets around. It can be a lie, or truth. Tell nikkas the girl p*ssy stanks, she had doo doo stains in her thongs, something to that nature. But don't let her get away with it.
9. fukk virgins, or bytches who haven't had much dikk. Or hoes who fukk for fun. Them one size fits all bytches, who love dikk so much they don't care what kinda of dikk it is.
10. Stop giving a fukk. You got a little dikk, so what. Some nikkas ain't got no feet, some nikkas aint got no arms. Some nikkas aint got no dikks at all. Just take that L, move on and stop giving a fukk.
BONUS COMMANDMENTS : Try not to fall in love too deeply. The last thing you want to happen is that a girl you were really in love with can't be with you, and the reason is because you have a lttle dikk. That a put you on suicide watch. Try to keep your feelings out of the equation. And this commandment really should have been number 1
Don't base your whole life around sex. Focus on getting money and doing the things you like to do. Buy the video games you want, go to wrestling matches, basketball games, rap concerts. Things you enjoy. If you base your whole life around females and sex, your gonna just be putting pressure on yourself. Expand your mind
Hopefully I helped some of my fellow little dikk nikkas. If you got some advice of your own, feel free to add on. To all the big dikk nikkas out there, we salute. Yall keep doing yall things out here in these streets. We ain't got no hate towards yall, we just some little dikk nikkas tryna make it in the world. To all yall bytches who shyt on nikkas for having little dikks, fukk yall bytches, yall pussies stank, and yall titties is mad droopy. I'm out this bytch
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what the fukk did i just read. 
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