Piff Perkins
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And sooner or later your fate gonna catch you. Reminds me of that movie Sorcerer.
10 inmates escape New Orleans jail (Update: Escape vid + 10/10 caught)
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And sooner or later your fate gonna catch you. Reminds me of that movie Sorcerer.
Girlfriend: If you were in jail and escaped, who would you trust to stay at their house and hide?
Derrick:
GF: What? Answer the question.
Derrick: I’d pick you baby
GF: why did it take so long for you to answer?
Derrick: Babe, it’s late, I’m tired, scared and paranoid, just thought it was a weird question
GF: it was a simple question, no reason to get mad, just wanted to know who you would trust in that situation
Derrick: It’s a goofy question because I literally broke out of jail and came to you to hide because I trust you
GF: Why are you raising your voice? I just wanted to know, now I feel like I wasn’t your first option
Five minutes later she called the cops on some crying shyt.
SteelCitySoldier
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I fukking knew it! This nikka probably turned into dude from that Tyler Perry movieGirlfriend getting fed up, nikka round the crib eating everything and telling her to go get more food, weed alcohol etc. She look at him like”hold up this my house” and he look back like
“this my house now bytch, pass me my muthafukin Newports and roll up hoe”.Her ass like
, gives him what he asked for and immediately calls the authorities while acting like she is driving to the store 
Gotta give them folks in the neighborhood credit though not one of them dropped a dime and I’m sure a couple of them knew what the fukk was going on.
How you not worshipping the ground she walk on? Ida been husband material type ish! Woulda had shorty bussin at the cops like “I Ain’t never gon find another DaPresident, you can’t take him!”
Boy got comfortable and shorty had leverage. I’m sure she cut a deal so she stay outta prison too..
be like that
Boy got comfortable and shorty had leverage. I’m sure she cut a deal so she stay outta prison too..
be like that
It's funny and sad at the same time because if you've been in a toxic relationship with a chick, this shyt really hitsGirlfriend: If you were in jail and escaped, who would you trust to stay at their house and hide?
Derrick:
GF: What? Answer the question.
Derrick: I’d pick you baby
GF: why did it take so long for you to answer?
Derrick: Babe, it’s late, I’m tired, scared and paranoid, just thought it was a weird question
GF: it was a simple question, no reason to get mad, just wanted to know who you would trust in that situation
Derrick: It’s a goofy question because I literally broke out of jail and came to you to hide because I trust you
GF: Why are you raising your voice? I just wanted to know, now I feel like I wasn’t your first option
Five minutes later she called the cops on some crying shyt.
How you not worshipping the ground she walk on? Ida been husband material type ish! Woulda had shorty bussin at the cops like “I Ain’t never gon find another DaPresident, you can’t take him!”
Boy got comfortable and shorty had leverage. I’m sure she cut a deal so she stay outta prison too..
He made it 5 months. Damn near impossible to keep a woman happy everyday like that. He did the best he could lol.
I knew it, wore out his welcome
MajesticLion
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who changed the thread title 
Man he has a great story/movie about his run for 5 months.
god shamgod
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His girl got emotional after an argument and ratted him out 
As soon as swat was outside I would merked that bytch , he’s already got life. You sending me back after an argument you going the morgue
As soon as swat was outside I would merked that bytch , he’s already got life. You sending me back after an argument you going the morgue
A nikka doing life got caught up arguing with his girlfriend
