$10 million in your hand right now, but there’s a catch

[Nuke Dukem]

• a snail is chasing you for the rest of your life and if it touches you, you die a terrible death
• The snail can not be killed
• It knows your location at all times
• It’s only purpose is to find you

Are you taking the money

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Naw I played enough Resident Evil 2 to know better

 

[ORDER_66]

can the snail travel underwater???

 

[TEH]

Keep the money I’m good

 

[Tom Foolery]

Snail? Chase?
Gimmie my damn money.

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

Do I know where the snail is?


I'll just buy 2 homes, one on the west coast, the other on.the east coast.

 

[intruder]

Gimme the money

 

[Nuke Dukem]

can the snail travel underwater???

Yes... and through any / all weather

 

[Primetime21]

All you have to do is trap it in a box it can be alive all it wants to and never get out. How do yall come up with this shyt

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

give me my money. How long does it take a snail to travel across the world?

 

[Nuke Dukem]

give me my money. How long does it take a snail to travel across the world?

Google says they travel at 0.029 mph

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

How fast can this snail move? If it's like a "real" snail....I'm probably good. If this snail moves at 60 mph or some crazy shyt.........naw.........leave the money.

 

[Scuti]

ima happy dance all around that slow little critter
taunt him for eternity

let him think he's gonna finally get me and then...

 

[Paper Boi]

where u come up with these hypotheticals

 

[Dre Space Age]

Use a napkin to pick it up and flush it down the toilet just like you'd do any dead bug you find in the house.