$10 million in your hand right now, but there’s a catch

[CarbonBraddock]

the word 'touch' is a verb, meaning an action word. in the scenario i listed, the snail did not touch me, it was touched. therefore, i win. for it to complete a touch, it has to do some kind of action causing it to come into contact with me. and no, it merely coming toward me does not count. this is not debatable.

 

[darealvelle]

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

nikkas be like you can have 1 billion dollars but the catch is your bare feet can never touch the floor would you do it?

 

[Cynic]

No. I'm good

 

[Canada Goose]

As a Pigeon this would be light work

I can fly 60 to 100+ MPH and sleep with one eye open, pull up pokey snail!

 

[Premeditated]

are you serious, I'll just tell my niece to pick that shyt up and drop it in a jar and shut it, glue it, and bury it and then move overseas if I want to flex

 

[frush11]

well since the snail knows where i live and i have to sleep at some point. ill pass on the money, the snail doesnt have to chase you. it can just camp out at your house

 

[Maximus Rex]

Take the money, have someone attach a GPS to it so I know it's location at all times

 

[null]

Take the money and go live on the ISS

 

[FlexPavilion]

Liquid nitrogen

If it can't die, it can stay froze for an eon

 

[invalid]

the word 'touch' is a verb, meaning an action word. in the scenario i listed, the snail did not touch me, it was touched. therefore, i win. for it to complete a touch, it has to do some kind of action causing it to come into contact with me. and no, it merely coming toward me does not count. this is not debatable.

OP said the snail never dies so it would be slugging around in your stomach touching you softly on the inside. Eventually you’d have to shyt it out alive.

 

[Jasonmask]

I’ll take it. That’s an awesome convo starter and interesting lifestyle just gotta keep ya head on a swivel like I usually do

 

[NoMorePie]

So if I buy a house in the west and east coast. How long will it take to travel (the snail) to each house?

 

[Lord_nikon]

is the snail named turbo

 

[ORDER_66]

are you serious, I'll just tell my niece to pick that shyt up and drop it in a jar and shut it, glue it, and bury it and then move overseas if I want to flex

THIS would be the most taken method of stopping it... Snails can't escape a glass jar...