10 Most Confusing Wrestling Storylines That Nobody Understands

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WCW's "White Hummer" story in Summer 1999

Surprisingly it was BEFORE Russo jumped to WCW

Technically it got explained. Macho did a promo saying he'd reveal his bodyguard, who was also the driver of hummer. Then in his promo he said he never had a bodyguard because he doesn't need one. So...there was no driver. Mystery solved :yeshrug:
 

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Samoa Joe getting kidnapped by ninjas :mjlol:


Why did he even get kidnapped in the first place? :mjlol:

He wasn't even doing shyt or in a program with anyone :mjlol:

Originally they used it as an excuse to keep him off TV so that he could lose weight. When they saw that he didn't lose all that much weight, they waited even longer because they didn't know how to bring him back on TV. Then they just said fukk it and threw him back on TV with no good explanation for where he was.

Samoa Joe Talks His TNA Future, Bischoff, Hogan, AJ Styles' Departure, Kidnapping Angle, Russo - WrestlingInc.com

"You want me to break the silence on that? I don't like getting in verbal spats with people who I don't think are worth my time or my effort and a dude in particular is Vince Russo. This cat, I don't have a problem with Vince Russo. When he left I just told him, it is what it is. He always had 22 million reasons for making the decisions that he made. But when Hogan and Bischoff came in they said, 'Oh we have this great idea. We are going to do this thing and take you off of TV and re-brand you. Do all this other stuff. We do this kidnapping thing and you come back as a psychopath.' I was cool with it.

I sat at home for 3 months on a b---hing ass vacation. I had one of the best vacations in the history of vacations. Paid vacation. Getting ready so I call them back week after week, 'What do you guys need me to do'. They would say 'We are still coming up with something'. Vince Russo with his infinite ridiculousness just said, we are short on babyfaces. So I get a call saying, 'Joe we need to bring you back to TV.'

So I asked him, how is it that you are going to bring me back. He said, I don't know how just yet but we need to bring you in. So the dude couldn't write his way out of a kidnapping. The only reason why I bring this up is because he has the audacity to blame all of his silliness on other people. And by the way wrestlers, pro wrestlers all over the world and people in the business, stop whoring yourself out to shoot interviews. This man couldn't write his way out of a kidnapping. That's how much respect he had for the product, how much respect he had for the fans and that is indicative of his style of what he did. He was the head writer at the time and this is the way he felt that was admissible. Now I know this little b---h is going to go back on a shoot and talk all of this s--t."
 

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HBK/God angle wasn't confusing either. It made total sense. It was Vince being a massive dikkhead to HBK over his spirituality. It was also fukking hilarious:

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Vince doing the Triple H water pose with the holy water was :laff:
 
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