10 NON-SINGING ASS SINGERS THAT PEOPLE SWEAR CAN SING

[Paradise]

Damn near everyone that is main stream that has come out since 2000...

 

[analog]

She said please, Mercy me, Mercy me

That second though :abelahhh:



You ain't right if you don't feel that.

 

[David_TheMan]

Needs to add Janelle Monet
I listened to her again at this year's jazz festival.
Damn she is god awful at singing.
terrible, just a off key yeller and screamer

 

[Arris]

if technical singing ability mattered that much the majority of singers wouldnt be popping.

the uniqueness of someones voice matters waay more imo

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

glad someone agrees alicia keys cant sing

but mary j blige and musiq can sing only time mary's voice gets on my nerves is when she starts yelling

So basically every time?

 

[Vandelay]

I count 3 people that people think can sing.

 

[Black Lightning]

1. John Legend

I realize he is a Grammy-award and now Oscar-award winning artist. Clap for him. First, and I’ve never written about it with the fervor that I feel though I had every intention of doing so, “Glory” is trash. It’s absolute trash. But that trash is ONLY saved by John Legend’s crooning, non-singing ass which as you can imagine has given me agita. I won’t pretend that John Legend doesn’t have songs that I like because he does. I love “Green Light”. I also hated his voice on that song. John Legend sings like he’s got marbles in his mouth, but not like Michael McDonald. I guess they use different sized marbles. This is not a balls joke by the way. DEFLATEGATE bytchES. Point is, John Legend sounds like crapola. One good note for John Legend, I did love the “Ordinary People” video because, domestic violence aside, he did illustrate -in slow motion mind you – the perfect way to slap a bytch. And by bytch, I mean anybody who brings you agita. Like John Legend. #slapjohnlegend

6. Mary J. Blige

Wait, what? FIGHT ME BRO. You know Mary can’t sing. Now look, I love Mary J. Blige during her crack years. I haven’t purchased a Mary album post Share My Worldand I’m not entirely convinced she’s released an album since then. Sure, I’ve heard she did but whatevs. Point is. my love for Mary has come despite her lack of range. Or note delivery. I’ve always been surprised when folks like Mary (and Amerie) get live singing gigs, but not of their hits but of songs that folks who can actually SING usually perform. Like church songs. If Mary J. Blige comes to your church you might ask her to sing, not because she is a good singer and folks are about to be moved, but because its rude NOT to ask a person who has made a livelihood singing to sing a song. Nobody is clamoring for Mary acapellas. Speaking of acapella: PITCH PERFECT 2 bytchES!



9. musiq aka The Husel

My man Musiq. I love Musiq. I really do. “Half Crazy”? My shyt. The Soulstar album? Also my shyt. “Merry Go Round”? My shyt too. But have you heard “Love”? This is the song where he really goes for it vocally. He doesn’t really succeed. Also, he’s a rapper now, going by the name The Husel. For the life of me I cannot understand this. He’s a great songwriter. He’s not a good rapper. He’s a much better singer than rapper. Think about that.

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

Monica should be on this list. Her voice is nothing special, and her live performances aren't good at all.

nikka you fukking bugging. Monica can sang her ass off

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

Trey Songz, I get annoyed every time his songs come on.

Yuppppppppppppppppp

 

[the cool]

50 cent
pharrell
j cole
eminem

all these fools can't sing and they need to stop trying to sing man!!

 

[Rocket Scientist]

50 cent


all these fools can't sing and they need to stop trying to sing man!!

Yea he really can't sing

 

[Birdie]

Chris Brown
Drake
Trey Songz
TInashe
Jhene Aiko
Janet Jackson
Ariane Grande
Taylor Swift
Rihanna

 

[Rell84shots]

It's a black website focusing on black artist written by a black author.

Which makes it even worse.

 

[Knuckles Red]

nikka you fukking bugging. Monica can sang her ass off

Brandy>>>>

 

[Mind Over Thirst]

Not liking someone's voice =/= they can't sing

* != they can't
But plus one on that. I think most of these folks can sing, but their voices may be off putting to some.

Jhene's singing ability is . No range at all.
But she could get this dikk though

That is if she ain't on that hippie no bathing shyt. Cooch be smelling like .

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I'm lying I'd smash the stank out that musty cooch, but absolutely no groceries...

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