Hmmm lets see
The Great Flood...that was awesome
Before Jesus was born, didn't some king kill all newborn sons, or am I mixing that up with moses's story...Yup that sounds like good times.
Lets see..God destroys Saddam and Ghamora with fire...because people were living too wild... Way to go Jehova....Why doesn't God do this now a days with some of these wild a ss places on earth now. He lets kids become child soldiers, and rampant raping, and killin in Africa...but of course this only happens in olden times.. Where is your God now?
He lets his chosen people be slaves for ever, then makes them walk the desert for 40 years....Hmmmmm Adventurous...
He pulled a fast one on Abraham to take his kid up on a rock to kill him to test his faith, but then says just kidding...Wow God sounds like a good dude man...
I think a dude got swallowed by a whale...that must of sucked..
Do I need to even mention Revelations?
All I wanna know is Why has "God" stopped doin miracles? Where has he been all these generations after the bible.... I mean even more people go to church now then back then...
Not a parting of the sea....no couple of years in the desert anymore, not even a lil walkin on water show....what gives man....
Like I said it sound like a bunch of made up stories to keep people in line....