101 Greatest Simpsons Quotes

[StraxStrax]

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Homer - I'm alive. And it's all thanks to this feisty feline.

Lisa - Feline means cat dad.

Homer - An elephant honey. He's an elephant.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Ralph Wiggum: "Everyone's hugging".

 

[Deltron]

No Grimey?

 

[Mensch Fontana]

*looks for lisa needs braces... dental plan!* *doesn't see*

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[MenacingMonk]

*Duffman voice* Tempted..... to read these. Must. Not. OH YEAH! */end*

 

[Johnny Kilroy]

This is beautiful.

, brehs, .

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

 

[trollol]

*looks for lisa needs braces... dental plan!* *doesn't see*

Dental Plan - YouTube

dental plan has to be top 5...



this is top 10

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Im I The Only One Who Finds Duffman Hilarious?


Titanya: "But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!"

Duff Man: "Duff Man says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!"

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Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff?

Carl: Hey, it's Duffman!

Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure.

Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!

 

[obarth]

I literally have randomly been saying "The goggles do nothing!" since grade school.

Australian: You call that a knife? This is a knife!

Bart: That's a spoon.

Australian: Alright, alright you win. I see you've played knifey-spooney before.

This show has quotes for days.

 

[Techniec]

Not one Gil quote?

Ahhhh don't put him on the phone....

 

[Techniec]

Congrats OP. You got the first post I ever favorited.

Salute to you and my other dubcc brethren tommy guns

 

[Grifter]

Ahhhh don't put him on the phone....

I made too many enemies selling suckless vacuums and Rick James Bibles.

 

[Techniec]

No "thee goggles do nothing!"???

lionel hutz gotta be the most underrated character:

"lionel hutz no longer exists... say hello to miguel sanchez!"
"dont touch my stuff... wait, this isnt the YMCA"
"i want one of those bad court thingys..."

Lionel Hutz - Bad court thingy - YouTube

that wolfcastle quote is classic

"up and at them"