101: I'll Teach You How to Stan
- Thread starter iPod Raheem 2.0
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up in here
Superstar
ok son you gonna have to clarify. this here post is extrememly suspect, and dont give me that "i got female cousins and aunts and they said..." shyt. Your female cousins/aunts aint the ones posting on message boards about how unfathomable it is that Faith could have possibly passed on the chance to fukk 2pac. you are either:
a) a girl
b) a stan
c) gay
so which one is it? and remember, this is a safe place, nobody here knows you personally and cannot hurt you. it is ok for you to be honest. yes we like to joke and shyt, but its just jokes, we dont really wish you any harm.
and we all know you are overcompensating with the "im a red-blooded hetrosexual male just check the loose chick in my avi" thing. cool, we get it. its ok.
What metric are you using to say Ross is bigger than Biggie? Weight?First off why do people only bring up sales and plaques when it suits there purpose? 50 is a better rapper than Biggie off of 2 albums. Nelly. Mc Hammer. You don't want to go down that route
iPod Raheem 2.0
D, mother****er, D.
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Logic Is Absent Wherever Hate Is Present
So you're saying im 1 of those alphabets because im saying that any woman that fukks biggie the 1st night she meets him and marries him less than 10 days after that would fukk a guy that was like the Denzel Washington of my generation as far as interest he receieved from black women? The nikka who had Adina Howard,Jada Pinkett,Madonna and Jasmine Guy all wanting to give him some ass aswell as Quincy Jones fine ass daughter couldn't fukk Faith Evans? A bytch that fukked a nikka Pac had to beg women to fukk wouldn't let Pac fukk after she blatantly lied in her book about what happened? She said in an interview when Pac was alive that Pac was nice to her when she was out there now she's saying the opposite now that he's dead. Call me what you want fam. I won't even dignify your false accusations and dumb ass comments with an answer.
The_Third_Man
Superstar
Stan is someone who's overly obsessed with a rapper/singer. Sometimes stans can be haters who keep dissing a certain rapper on regular basis.
The perfect stan is a person who goes back and forth between extreme love and extreme hate.
The perfect stan is a person who goes back and forth between extreme love and extreme hate.
Non Sequitur
Creep.
This thread should be stickied
The ultimate stan move: take a loss when your rapper drops a wack album, then wait in the bushes for 5 years until people forget that shyt was wack. then pop up and argue that album was actually a classic.
truer shyt has never been spokeni love this place
the white writing LITERALLY made me laugh out loud!!!!there are 2 types of stans. the shameless stans and undercover stans
the shameless stan is blatant and obvious with his stannery. he's biased, irrational and ridiculous but he's so committed to this persona that in a way you have to respect it even if you don't take it seriously
the undercover stan is much more subtle. he will pose as an objective poster and try to mix in "logic" and "reason" with his stannery. he's just as biased and irrational as the shameless stan but he's better at blending in with the crowd of normal posters. instead of blatantly calling someone who hates on his favorite rapper a "phaggot," like a shameless stan, he'll use sarcasm, clever .gifs and smiley faces to mock that poster and his argument. he'll also throw in a lot of strawman arguments and vague language that doesn't actually address the issue even if it appears to. he models his arguments after a lying politician or lawyer. he'll also NEVER admit to being angry or emotional when defending his favorite rapper and will do his best to come across asin all his posts when in reality he's
NAS IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, PHUCK YA'LL THAT DON'T AGREE ESCOBAR SEASON NYGGAS
these are the stans that do the dirty work as far as converting other posters to stan their favorite rapper. they're also much tougher to spot. undercover stans will NEVER admit to being a stan for that would defeat their entire purpose. some undercover stans have become so good at their undercover stannery that they can spend their entire posting careers undercover stanning without you even knowing it. all the while, slowly but surely converting other posters to their favorite rappers. they might even throw in some subliminal messages in their posts
Piff Perkins
Veteran
Ayo I was at lunch today and a cac straight up said "looking back, Encore was definitely a classic. Might be Em's most daring album." 
I hate being right. This cac's name is Milton btw, but he tries to get folks to call him Jason. Trying to sully the good name of the Green Ranger with fukkboy shyt
I hate being right. This cac's name is Milton btw, but he tries to get folks to call him Jason. Trying to sully the good name of the Green Ranger with fukkboy shyt
up in here
Superstar
i really didn't mean any offense, but yes, if you think it is absolutley impossible that someone would turn down the chance fukk 2pac (who you refer to the biggest black sex symbol on the planet and the denzel washington of your generation), you are either gay, a woman or a stan in need of some serious help. who knows, maybe you are just gay for 2pac. only you know what you feel inside, we can only go by what you write. truth is i aint even mad at cha, only god can judge you.
iPod Raheem 2.0
D, mother****er, D.
This shyt snuck up on me 
http://www.the-coli.com/booth/32833...ting-duty-protect-basedgod-uav-activated.html
So brash
So out in the open
So proud of their standom
A lot to be learned from this based movement
They appear to have formed like voltron
http://www.the-coli.com/booth/32833...ting-duty-protect-basedgod-uav-activated.html
So brash
So out in the open
So proud of their standom
A lot to be learned from this based movement
They appear to have formed like voltron
Stan commandment #11- When someone calls you a stan, say naw bytch, everything I said was accurate, you're the one that stans (insert rapper)