101: I'll Teach You How to Stan

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

i really didn't mean any offense, but yes, if you think it is absolutley impossible that someone would turn down the chance fukk 2pac (who you refer to the biggest black sex symbol on the planet and the denzel washington of your generation), you are either gay, a woman or a stan in need of some serious help. who knows, maybe you are just gay for 2pac. only you know what you feel inside, we can only go by what you write. truth is i aint even mad at cha, only god can judge you.

fukk outta here wit dat shyt. I stand by my statement. Any bytch that fukked biggie on the 1st date would fukk pac if he tried to smash. We're not talking about a virtuous woman here. We're talking about a smut/drug addict that an unwise man wifed 9 days after knowing. Miss me with that gay shyt. If u really thought I was a faq you'd be the 1st 1 in my inbox u homo.

 

[Capitol]

Stan commandment #11- When someone calls you a stan, say naw bytch, everything I said was accurate, you're the one that stans (insert rapper)

Wrong.

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

In the latest episode of "When Posters Stan," resident Lupe stan, Loose, stepped over that thin line of fandom into the land of standom.

Apparently, Chief Keef's tweet that he would slap Lupe caused Lupe to ponder early retirement from the rap game and a future career in literature. This, of course, enraged Lupe's stans and they directed their fury at Keef.

Peep Loose's reaction:

if lupe retire i will personally kill chief keef

Stan Rule #3hunna ( don't even ask me how): catch your rapper's opps in traffic should they pose any threat to your rapper's careers/life/body

Indeed, there is alot of borderline Lupe stanning in here: http://www.the-coli.com/booth/38640-chief-keep-said-hes-gonna-smack-lupe.html

Admittedly, Lupe is a tough case. It's hard to tell whether people are fanning or stanning when it comes to the Chicago-bred rapper who is from the streets and grew up on Spice 1, not ATCQ. What do you think?

 

[Loose]

In the latest episode of "When Posters Stan," resident Lupe stan, Loose, stepped over that thin line of fandom into the land of standom.

Apparently, Chief Keef's tweet that he would slap Lupe caused Lupe to ponder early retirement from the rap game and a future career in literature. This, of course, enraged Lupe's stans and they directed their fury at Keef.

Peep Loose's reaction:



Stan Rule #3hunna ( don't even ask me how): catch your rapper's opps in traffic should they pose any threat to your rapper's careers/life/body

Indeed, there is alot of borderline Lupe stanning in here: http://www.the-coli.com/booth/38640-chief-keep-said-hes-gonna-smack-lupe.html

Admittedly, Lupe is a tough case. It's hard to tell whether people are fanning or stanning when it comes to the Chicago-bred rapper who is from the streets and grew up on Spice 1, not ATCQ. What do you think?

thanks

 

[Capitol]

Now that I think about it I actually am a stan

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

Nas stans getting busy in @Prodigital's thread: http://www.the-coli.com/booth/52947-losts-hairline-magnificent-ahh.html#.UIdxIsrVqK9

Wild mango and definitely over the top

Spoiler

But my brehs do have a point--Nas's hairline do look crispy

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

This nikka @penfield

This is an example of when trolling causes one to stan online magazines: http://www.the-coli.com/booth/52765...-lost-officially-irrelevant.html#.UIt98MrVqK8.

When LIG dropped, Pen said he would withold judgment until Pitchfork rated and reviewed the album.

LIG got an 8.3 and picked up a BNM.

Pen was forced to lean back.

Fast forward, now GKMC got a 9.5 and a BNM.

Pen reemerges and proclaims Nas to be irrelevant...somehow, someway.

In Pen's world, Pitchfork's critical acclaim for K-Dot somehow means irrelevancy for Nas.

Who stans an online mag? Penfield, that's who.

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

Beliebers in Beibervelli () represent the gold standard in the land of standom. Exhibit A: http://www.the-coli.com/booth/53937-so-justin-bieber-fans-got-trolled-hard.html#.UIv_1MrVqK8.

Got me to thinking how rap fans have followed the same path

Pac was jocking Bieber's swag early

Other thoughts on how our stans can emulate the model set forth for them by Beliebers like Pac?

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

hold

 

[Ill-Mind]

The ultimate stan move: take a loss when your rapper drops a wack album, then wait in the bushes for 5 years until people forget that shyt was wack. then pop up and argue that album was actually a classic.

http://www.the-coli.com/booth/48571...amus-only-had-4-weak-tracks.html#.UId2tMXA9i8

 

[stealthbomber]

how have i slept on this thread. got me straight up dyyyyyyyyying over here

The key to quality stanning is playing paper, rock, scissor with skills, sales, and swag

You say your rapper has better skills than mine? we sell more records than you

You sell more records than us? you're old, goofy, and awkward; we're over here looking fresh

You're more charismatic than us? You start more fashion trends? it's about the music, bar for bar we kill you.

rinse and repeat.

prolly the most important stanmendment in this thread

The ultimate stan move: take a loss when your rapper drops a wack album, then wait in the bushes for 5 years until people forget that shyt was wack. then pop up and argue that album was actually a classic.

when executed correctly this can be after LIG dropped i saw people talking about all nas albums were classics

Spoiler

and others agreed

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

http://www.the-coli.com/booth/48571...amus-only-had-4-weak-tracks.html#.UId2tMXA9i8

 

[stealthbomber]

http://www.the-coli.com/booth/48571...amus-only-had-4-weak-tracks.html#.UId2tMXA9i8

If Kanye or Wayne released Nastradamus in 2012 it would be acclaimed as their best album and they would win a Grammy....


For Nas it's considered garbage...


This is the price of true greatness people...

that whole thread tho and im a nas fan

 

[Gifted one]

I gave out a vicious sonning in this thread

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

fukk winning best rnd/rap collabo, it was AOTY or nothing, they made their decision so now its back to fukk a Grammy and while we at it, fukk Drake

Typical Nas Stan, pre-Grammy's:We're gonna win, we're gonna win, we're gonna win. This is our year!!

Winners announced:

Typical Nas Stan, post-Grammy's: fukk a Grammy

So much stannery on Grammy night

The highs

im so im so im so im so proud of you drizzy

The lows

WE FUKKIN LOST BREHS



FUKKIN CACS