13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships

[Taadow]

5, 8, 10, and 12, doe.

They need to put them on posters and hang them up in Middle School libraries.

 

[tater]

I literally laughed out loud. shyt was hilarious +rep OP.

 

[feelosofer]

I can't lie I laughed.

 

[Ziggiy]

This CANNOT be true

 

[Peak]

"Being dumped by a rastaman can be very painful because every time you look at a mop it reminds you of him."

 

[abominable1]

# 7

 

[Canon]

 

[MikeyC]

Whens hes not being a murderous, sociopathic, paranoid, tyrannical despot, hell bent on enforcing the senseless suffering on his people, he's quite funny.

 

[Ghpstface]

Whens hes not being a murderous, sociopathic, paranoid, tyrannical despot, hell bent on enforcing the senseless suffering on his people, he's quite funny.

I guess it evens out

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

a good amount of those actually made me say out loud "oh shyt"

 

[kickz]

Real or not, these quotes are savage..

 

[iBrowse]

“It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.

 

[iBrowse]

@Elle Driver knows about #2

 

[Michael's Black Son]

That inner beauty quote

Ugly people on the Coli won't like that one

 

[Elle Driver]

@Elle Driver knows about #2

What you tryna say