15 unethical and mostly illegal life-hacks to cheat at life with...

[CarbonBraddock]

Ay wats the best way to go about this with my 21yr old unemployed brother that lives with me? And where do you go to file?

you would put him down as a qualifying relative dependent on your tax return, but there are tests that he has to pass first, he cannot be someone else's dependent child, you have to have provided like half his support for the year, he has to make below a certain amount of money. just google 'tax dependent qualifying relative.'

 

[ThaBronxBully]

I'm Still Dying At Dude Saying He Claims His Dope Dealing Homeboy As A Dependent On His Taxes And If Pressed By The IRS He'd Tell Him That's His Boyfriend

 

[NinoBrown]

I'm Still Dying At Dude Saying He Claims His Dope Dealing Homeboy As A Dependent On His Taxes And If Pressed By The IRS He'd Tell Him That's His Boyfriend

Regular Chuck and Larry outchea....

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

I'm Still Dying At Dude Saying He Claims His Dope Dealing Homeboy As A Dependent On His Taxes And If Pressed By The IRS He'd Tell Him That's His Boyfriend

better than having a real boyfriend when i'm locked up doing a 5-10

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

you can't claim your spouse as a dependent nikka.

I was just reading that tax shyt yesterday and it said spouses don't count b

If you're filing a separate return, you may claim the exemption for your spouse only if they had no gross income, are not filing a joint return, and were not the dependent of another taxpayer. Exemptions for dependents. You generally can take an exemption for each of your dependents



Six Important Facts about Dependents and Exemptions



i'm telling you breh... people get audited by trying to claim somebody else's kids every year... it's so stupid.. the govt know your ass didn't just have some new kid all the sudden with zero paperwork involved



but on the flip side... you can literally claim ANY fukking adult as long as they didn't work and you can show they lived there... shyt send some phone bill to the crib or something... i mean they don't have a fukking job right? why would they be getting bills and mail to the house anyway


now welfare and unemployment count as income... so you can't use those people.. but we all know 18 year olds, hustlers, people who have no LEGAL income, who could easily be put down.. and IF they audit you, you say the breh moved in here last year and been loafing on the couch... they can't say he wasn't

 

[BamdaDon]

Anybody wondering about that student loan shyt it's the truth. My friend does audits for the irs and told me this is how rich Jewish mufukkas send their kids to expensive ass schools. Only difference is the parents rack up all the debt and file bankruptcy because they are normally old and already well established.

 

[Breh13]

You can use an empty Visa Rewards Bank Card to make in-flight purchases. The cards cannot be run while in flight so all transactions are completed once you land, so you can receive any item you want for free. There is no way to track the failed transaction because your information is not tied to the card. My friend is a pilot and I have done this for years. ~ jalapeno_face_

This still work?


Knew about the fake job one for ages.

 

[Disgustya Stallone]

This still work?


Knew about the fake job one for ages.

im on a flight tomorrow... i'll update the thread once i try it out

 

[semtex]

How to be demonic 101 @Mr. Somebody

 

[Disgustya Stallone]

How to be demonic 101 @Mr. Somebody

i dont think this is demonic at all my dude

 

[unit321]

Another life hack with taxes

Dependents don't have to be kids. My boy was hustling for 3-4 years straight. No job. So I claim him as my dependent and split the extra dough with him

All that matters is you were responsible for 51% or more of their living expenses for the year. If I was to be audited, I'd have said he lived with me or if I'm really facing time. Go all in and say we together and I provide for him. But it never came to that. IRS don't give a fukk about your measly 3k return

This adult person was a relative or just a friend?

1. The person cannot be your qualifying child or the qualifying child of any other taxpayer.
   
   
2. The person either (a) must be related to you in one of the ways listed under Relatives who do not have to live with you , or (b) must live with you all year as a member of your household2 (and your relationship must not violate local law).
   
   
3. The person's gross income for the year must be less than $4,000.3
   
   
4. You must provide more than half of the person's total support for the year.4
   

Publication 17 (2015), Your Federal Income Tax

If this was your cousin or friend, then you can't claim that adult as a dependent.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Buy all your textbooks and keep the receipts. Return to the store later that day or a few days later (most bookstores don’t give 100% refunds after the first week). Grab the book you bought off the shelf, take the book to the cashier and tell them you want to return it and show your receipt. If they require a reason say you dropped the class or are sharing the book with a friend. Get money back and leave.

Never paid for books and got money back on resell at the end of the term. Most cashiers they have, especially at the beginning of the term when you are buying books are temporary, student workers who don’t give a sh*t most of be time. ~ el_monstruo

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Bankruptcy won’t discharge student loans. Get 50k in credit, pay off student loans. make minimum payment for 6 months. Stop paying for 6 months. Let them go to collections. File for bankruptcy. Bankruptcy will cost you $2k.

You are now debt free. Honestly, this is the only get-out-of-jail-free card left for graduates who are underemployed. ~ spicy_fries

gtfoh the one about the books dont even make sense
and the student loan one is just stupid

 

[Silkk]

you're an addict nikka. Like every other post by you is ADDERALL @Silkk

Fool i haven't had any in a month

 

[Eastside Get The Money]

When I was running low on food, I would eat the free breakfast at the hotel 2 minutes from my apartment

Been doing this at the Hilton for 5 years now. Random Sundays I'll slide in there

 

[intruder]

You can use an empty Visa Rewards Bank Card to make in-flight purchases. The cards cannot be run while in flight so all transactions are completed once you land, so you can receive any item you want for free. There is no way to track the failed transaction because your information is not tied to the card. My friend is a pilot and I have done this for years. ~ jalapeno_face_

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