"TRUE STORY!
Alright my nikkas. This is the story of how make-up catfished ya boy. I go to Georgia State & I have a lot of early classes and shyt. 1 morning 8:07am to be exact I was on my way to The Library When I seen this fine ass bytch with the right touch of make up. This my first time seeing her on campus, so I walk up to her with no fukks givin. We start talking & I find out she mixed with Dominican & Italian (Rare shyt). I'm usually late to class every day, but I made sure I set my alarm clock at the right time just to catch shorty. Fast forward 3 weeks to
when I got up out the friend zone. We started going to movies, Hooters
on peachtree, plus Dave&Busters a few times. Fast forward 2 months
(You know the time period every girl wants you to wait for sex so you
won't think they're hoes.) We ended up going back to my lil apartment by
the campus or whatever ... We started kissing & ripping clothes off
& shyt, but everytime I kiss her I taste the make up ... so I asked her to wash it off, she got up & did it, came back & hopped In the bed
while I'm looking in the dresser for a condom. I get it & flip back
over to see the SCARIEST shyt in my life. I finally saw why she wore
make up This bytch had so many black marks & scabs on her face I
almost cried. Make up cat fished me my nikkas. bytch face was looking
like Chief Keef knuckles. Moral of the story TAKE THESE bytchES TO A
SWIMMING POOL ON THE FIRST DATE."
Stay Black Brehs