17 Disturbingly Lazy People Share Their Darkest Confessions

[Deadpool1986]

1. No dishes, no problem.

2. Sheets not necessary.

3. Technological genius.

4. Stairs are evil.

5. Wait, you can do this?

 

[Arabial Knight]

I've done one of those

 

[Deadpool1986]

6. Febreeze gets rid of all smells.

7. We've all done this one.

8. More kind than lazy.

9. Dog walkers of the future.

10. New light switch.

 

[stepbackj34spud]

#3 is hilarious

 

[Deadpool1986]

11. Sock napkins.

12. So close, yet so far.

13. Booger returns.

14. Skip ahead.

15. Smart sleeping.

16. Lost remote.

17. Time to skip.

http://distractify.com/people/18-people-on-imgur-and-reddit-who-redefined-the-term-lazy/

 

[King Sun]

 

[The ADD]

:de

Don't ask me how.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

Most of these are straight up disgusting.

 

[MekaCatt]

@ number 17

 

[Wacky D]

aint NOTHIN WRONG with putting a booger back in your nose b.

 

[Trillion]

17. Time to skip.

haahahahahaha

 

[Nefrodamus]

Guilty of #1

 

[yo moms]

number 1 isnt lazy. its just smart and more hygenic in general.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

I have done #1 and #11. #13 is hilarious but gross. #17 is pure comedy and I could see myself doing it if I was having a bad day.

 

[Ricky Church]

I thought this list was gonna be weak after the first few, but godamn at some lazy ass muthafukkas.