17 Disturbingly Lazy People Share Their Darkest Confessions

[Amulet of Immortality]

#17

 

[sfgiants]

#2

sometimes i dont even take my washed n dried clothes out of the dryer i just dig through it every morning and before i know it, i've used all of my clothes up and time to wash again

 

[Dooby]

lol at putting a booger back in your nose

 

[ScoopNScore]

I've done more than half of these

 

[Tunez]

 

[BruhMayne]

#2

sometimes i dont even take my washed n dried clothes out of the dryer i just dig through it every morning and before i know it, i've used all of my clothes up and time to wash again

I do this too

Or if I just came from a trip or somewhere and I had to pack a suitcase

I dont unpack it when I get home. Just take what I gotta wear out of it day by day til im unpacked

 

[All Women Are Queens]

@ #13

 

[The Burger King]

17. Time to skip.

 

[Xtraz2]

this just inspired me to get my ass outta bed and get on my grind today

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

I do this too

Or if I just came from a trip or somewhere and I had to pack a suitcase

I dont unpack it when I get home. Just take what I gotta wear out of it day by day til im unpacked

I don't even want to talk about how long suitcases have stayed packed after trips

 

[Ego Noir]

Am I the only one that had a mental picture of reading every single one of these

 

[Ronald McDonald]

back when my mnom used to bytch about my room not being clean id just fix the bed and she'd stop complaining

also, ive used socks to clean up after fapping because i didnt feel like walking to the kitchen to get napkins.

when i was younger id spill food on the floor and then just kick it under the counter instead of reaching for a napkin to pick it up (which were on top of the counter)

 

[Dank Hill]

number 1 isnt lazy. its just smart and more hygenic in general.

I do number 1 myself. I have dishes, I just don't use em unless guest are over.

 

[skb1065]

number 1 is always done here for breakfast and lunch

dinner break out the real plates

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

"I tried to skip to the good part of a vine video"