the internet use to suck
- Talking to "Chicks" in MSN chatrooms, pulling numbers and all you get is pubescent sounding 4th graders or a$$holes trolling.
- Having people pay you 5 dollars to setup they black planet pages and all you did was copy the source from someone who did it professionally 'cause you did that HTML class on them flabby and sick computers and knew how to work that shyt barely.
- Downloading "hot" new piff only to find it's some b*stard mislabeling tracks 'cause he swear he really do sound like Eminem or Busta Rhymes on some bullshyt.
- Downloading low res porn clips of full scenes that you had to hide on Floppy disks, marking the edges of them shyts if you was too cheap to buy the multicolour packs.
- Pretending you was Goku in chatrooms, dishing out text based fades to fools on that flabby'n'sick dial up connection that would drop the minute someone called the house or ya mom's got pissed and plugged the shyts out
- Being able to navigate Ms Dos, install, load, change and create files and programs like a boss. shyt, I remember when I downloaded Duke Nukem 3d with ALL the expansions, I was there the whole night with like 80 labelled Floppy disks just inputting files and creating folders hoping the shyt all formed up and worked like Voltron, but you'd miss a step, then you'd have to consult a printout as to what file went where if you were lucky.
- Seeing shyt like Ogrish for the first time before The NYC, Stileproject and LiveLeak made gore like that common place.
What a time to be alive.
