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[bangedher_wholesquad]

U weren't gonna get none anyway. F*ck them b!tches.

 

[Dooby]

so I met this thick slightly above bria myles complexion at a park festival over the weekend. We exchanged digits and texted back and forth. I had nothing to do so I wanted to see if she wanted to hangout today and she answered with a yes. So I decided to take her to applebees...

Aiight, so I get there on the time we agreed on and she's no where to be seen...I hit her up like 3-4 times (after about 5 minutes) but she ain't never pick up...so she gets there about 15 minutes late.

Cool, she's late, I don't mind at all but I look to the left of her and see this pretty good lookin light skin jawn carrying a baby seat. In my mind i'm thinking "why? is she serious?"...so I give the dark skin jawn a hug before we sit down. She sits next to me while the light skin jawn sits across from us...

She said "hey....i'm sorry, this is my friend" I give the look and think to myself "wtf...why? is she slow? I ain't payin for her"...

So anyway we start conversing about random shyt...now it's time to order...

we get three menu's...and I politely said "we only need two waiter"....because I dam sure wasn't gonna pay for all 3 of our meals, I only was planning on paying for both of ours...They got the jist and gave me a lil smirk and a *mch* (teeth smack)

And I was right, both of them didn't have any money and was trying to eat off me...

It was so awkward the whole time, because the light skin jawn kept awkwardly playing with her baby while we ate. She didn't say a word and it was throwin me off. And the dark jawn kept giving me an attitude, and I know it was because I didn't pay for the lightskin jawn...

They ended up sharing a plate tho and left as soon as they ate, didn't say bye or nothing like it was my fault... it was a disaster... I don't know what these chicks think sometimes...

pimp shyt tho, I made a statement, not gonna text or call her til she call/text me...

Pimp shyt?

Block her number breh...

That right there was some bull shyt man. Point blank period

Blatant disrespect.

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

damn man these chicks smh lol. You should've ordered the most basic salad for that 1 chick while you some ill steak lol.

 

[Dooby]

@ they tried to eat off you

you shouldve played it cool and told them to order all they want then excuse yourself to the bathroom when the check come...slip out the back like a Bause.

Stealing my shyt I see

I ain't mad atcha

 

[Ricky Church]

I the whole time reading that shyt.

as soon as I saw the friend, I woulda been like "who's that?" then I woulda left. fukk outta here. fukk kinda bytches u fukkin' with that got balls like that breh?

 

[thoushallhustle]

i woulda told the light skin jawn, dark skin jawn, and her kid to suck my dikk

 

[L&HH]

i woulda told the light skin jawn, dark skin jawn, and her kid to suck my dikk


NEVER call this ho again bruh


yu took a major L too bruh

 

[Piff Perkins]

I half think this was some grand scheme to out you as a simp, but you didn't fall for it. Damn breh, I bet there's some black girl forum out there with a thread right now titled "I tried to simp a Coli nikka, didn't work out."

You get dap for this breh.

 

[T-K-G]

i woulda told the light skin jawn, dark skin jawn, and her kid to suck my dikk


NEVER call this ho again bruh


yu took a major L too bruh

 

[Houston911]

so I met this thick slightly above bria myles complexion at a park festival over the weekend. We exchanged digits and texted back and forth. I had nothing to do so I wanted to see if she wanted to hangout today and she answered with a yes. So I decided to take her to applebees...

Aiight, so I get there on the time we agreed on and she's no where to be seen...I hit her up like 3-4 times (after about 5 minutes) but she ain't never pick up...so she gets there about 15 minutes late.

Cool, she's late, I don't mind at all but I look to the left of her and see this pretty good lookin light skin jawn carrying a baby seat. In my mind i'm thinking "why? is she serious?"...so I give the dark skin jawn a hug before we sit down. She sits next to me while the light skin jawn sits across from us...

She said "hey....i'm sorry, this is my friend" I give the look and think to myself "wtf...why? is she slow? I ain't payin for her"...

So anyway we start conversing about random shyt...now it's time to order...

we get three menu's...and I politely said "we only need two waiter"....because I dam sure wasn't gonna pay for all 3 of our meals, I only was planning on paying for both of ours...They got the jist and gave me a lil smirk and a *mch* (teeth smack)

And I was right, both of them didn't have any money and was trying to eat off me...

It was so awkward the whole time, because the light skin jawn kept awkwardly playing with her baby while we ate. She didn't say a word and it was throwin me off. And the dark jawn kept giving me an attitude, and I know it was because I didn't pay for the lightskin jawn...

They ended up sharing a plate tho and left as soon as they ate, didn't say bye or nothing like it was my fault... it was a disaster... I don't know what these chicks think sometimes...

pimp shyt tho, I made a statement, not gonna text or call her til she call/text me...

you shoulda asked for seperate checks....ol girl isnt gonna let you beat

 

[ROFL_GUY]

my bytches are dollar-menuaires

they know the deal

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

I can't believe u ain't say nothin bout it.

This is not the type of baby problem u want on a first date.

 

[Rominati]

so I met this thick slightly above bria myles complexion at a park festival over the weekend. We exchanged digits and texted back and forth. I had nothing to do so I wanted to see if she wanted to hangout today and she answered with a yes. So I decided to take her to applebees...

Aiight, so I get there on the time we agreed on and she's no where to be seen...I hit her up like 3-4 times (after about 5 minutes) but she ain't never pick up...so she gets there about 15 minutes late.

Cool, she's late, I don't mind at all but I look to the left of her and see this pretty good lookin light skin jawn carrying a baby seat. In my mind i'm thinking "why? is she serious?"...so I give the dark skin jawn a hug before we sit down. She sits next to me while the light skin jawn sits across from us...

She said "hey....i'm sorry, this is my friend" I give the look and think to myself "wtf...why? is she slow? I ain't payin for her"...

So anyway we start conversing about random shyt...now it's time to order...

we get three menu's...and I politely said "we only need two waiter"....because I dam sure wasn't gonna pay for all 3 of our meals, I only was planning on paying for both of ours...They got the jist and gave me a lil smirk and a *mch* (teeth smack)

And I was right, both of them didn't have any money and was trying to eat off me...

It was so awkward the whole time, because the light skin jawn kept awkwardly playing with her baby while we ate. She didn't say a word and it was throwin me off. And the dark jawn kept giving me an attitude, and I know it was because I didn't pay for the lightskin jawn...

They ended up sharing a plate tho and left as soon as they ate, didn't say bye or nothing like it was my fault... it was a disaster... I don't know what these chicks think sometimes...

pimp shyt tho, I made a statement, not gonna text or call her til she call/text me...

Read this like







You shoulda ordered the finest food for both of them hoes. Then escape out of the building on sum uncharted 2 type shyt

 

[livindajetlife]

Imma give u the benefit of the doubt since u a spurs fan.. atleast u didnt pay for both.. but u aint atleast be like uhhh whats this?? Or nothin??

 

[Sad Bunny]

I really an fukking puzzled

da fukk wrong with that bytch??? WTF

she really got some fukking nerve

I woulda fukking got up and left

ghetto ass bytches...delete her number nikka...I cant believe youd even answer a text from that bytch

pics? :mjpls?