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Lewis Black
Superstar
I would of sweet chined music the babies head off for that type of disrespect.
bigmanharris
Coli Gangsta
applebees
you dudes llive in small towns or some shyt and thats all there is?
simp
Stefan Lurquelle
Yeah, I Did That
Man you better then me. I would have been direct about that issueso I met this thick slightly above bria myles complexion at a park festival over the weekend. We exchanged digits and texted back and forth. I had nothing to do so I wanted to see if she wanted to hangout today and she answered with a yes. So I decided to take her to applebees...
Aiight, so I get there on the time we agreed on and she's no where to be seen...I hit her up like 3-4 times (after about 5 minutes) but she ain't never pick up...so she gets there about 15 minutes late.
Cool, she's late, I don't mind at all but I look to the left of her and see this pretty good lookin light skin jawn carrying a baby seat. In my mind i'm thinking "why? is she serious?"...so I give the dark skin jawn a hug before we sit down. She sits next to me while the light skin jawn sits across from us...
She said "hey....i'm sorry, this is my friend" I give thelook and think to myself "wtf...why? is she slow? I ain't payin for her"...
So anyway we start conversing about random shyt...now it's time to order...
we get three menu's...and I politely said "we only need two waiter"....because I dam sure wasn't gonna pay for all 3 of our meals, I only was planning on paying for both of ours...They got the jist and gave me a lil smirk and a *mch* (teeth smack)
And I was right, both of them didn't have any money and was trying to eat off me...
It was so awkward the whole time, because the light skin jawn kept awkwardly playing with her baby while we ate. She didn't say a word and it was throwin me off. And the dark jawn kept giving me an attitude, and I know it was because I didn't pay for the lightskin jawn...
They ended up sharing a plate tho and left as soon as they ate, didn't say bye or nothing like it was my fault... it was a disaster... I don't know what these chicks think sometimes...
pimp shyt tho, I made a statement, not gonna text or call her til she call/text me...
*whos this*
*im paying for both of yall?*
*im not paying for your friend* She can share what you eat*
*o you wanna have an attitude? For real* *how about you pay for both of yall and watch me eat this steak
**yea you can leave if you want. *
*BYE!*
*waiter, i need a drink*
DrunkenNovice
Superstar
I agree with everybody who said you should have ended the "date" as soon as you saw the other friend.
Making them split a little ass applebees plate is kinda funny to me
, but at the end of the day they still Kinda got over on you.You won though breh, you saw it for what it was and you aint chasin her...
Yagirlcheatinonus
Icon Poster
You played it well.
JasonSJackson
Jah Sun Ma'at Ra
pics
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A Friend of The People
Guest
Thread too long for me to read thru, but that coulda been her girlfriend breh. Coppin that extra appetizer might have doubled your p*ssy consumption for the day. Plus kids eat free....shoulda rolled the dice.....
YOLO
YOLO
Had similar situation several years ago. Taught me a valuable lesson. Hope you learned from it.
duck
Bills Mafia
we officialy have a canadian and or britt in the building
all opinions from here on out
in the bushes
any opinions reincarnation had on woman were automatically tossed in the bushes by default homey
My guy, u played it well. But you should have got the jump on the freaks, payed for YOUR food and bounced. That hoe know applebees didn't say nothing about no 3 for 20 joints.
Token Negro
Pro
you must be some ugly simp lookin ass nikka 
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