$1M in ya hand or dinner with Jay-Z

[Sohh_lifted]

Taking the dinner is a Catch-22 type situation. The only thing Hov could teach you is how to become a dikkriding fakkit who loves the attention. But the only person who would choose a dinner with Hov over a million dollars is a dikkriding fakkit looking for attention, so there's nothing you would have to be taught.

Lmaooooooooo bruh

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

Taking the dinner is a Catch-22 type situation. The only thing Hov could teach you is how to become a dikkriding fakkit who loves the attention. But the only person who would choose a dinner with Hov over a million dollars is a dikkriding fakkit looking for attention, so there's nothing you would have to be taught.

 

[Another Man]

We had this exact thread on here before but my answer is the same. 1 milli, Jay-Z would call you and idiot otherwise and he ain't gonna teach you anything worthwhile in the midst of a dinner.

The mental image of Jay calling a breh a fukking idiot to his face then proceeding to eat without acknowledging dude further

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

if you say Warren Buffet maybe ...

 

[big bun]

Jay wouldn’t see me unless I could talk about Billions, so I’ll take my million and work my way up til we’re in the same circles.

 

[DapMeUp!]

There are plenty of rich mentors giving out info for free online/in books/Courses etc....give me my millie

 

[Roid Jones]

if you say Warren Buffet maybe ...

The answer would still be take the 1 mil

 

[JustCKing]

Thread would’ve been better if you said real bosses like Jeff bezos, Warren Buffett, or bill gates

Don't see how this thread would be any better with the names changed. How is having dinner with any of them >>>>>> having a million dollars? Them same dudes are going to look at you worse.

 

[C-Styles]

Soon as a nikka sit down Hov's first words will be "you should have taken the money"

Breh, there are some serious idiots in here

Hov will leave before ordering water just out of this stupidity

 

[C-Styles]

btw, Gary V will have dinner with you for free cuz this dude really loves seeing people win ANDDDDD you'll get better Jewels in that process. Give me my milly and i'll call up Gary to guide me

 

[Blankthawtz]

Take the million.... Order take out and play Reasonable Doubt on your system at home......

 

[Thingsfallapart]

Taking the dinner is a Catch-22 type situation. The only thing Hov could teach you is how to become a dikkriding fakkit who loves the attention. But the only person who would choose a dinner with Hov over a million dollars is a dikkriding fakkit looking for attention, so there's nothing you would have to be taught.

 

[Shadow King]

Shoulda made this a tougher decision.

A million dollars or a constant line to Jay-Z as mentor with vested interest in your success (i.e you’ll always be able to meet face to face at least once a week as you desire, he’ll answer your calls/text, you can run ideas by him, he’ll hip you to game and pass opportunities your way where he sees a good fit, invite you to events etc)

All this is the fruits of the dinner though

 

[A1aaa]

I may have to revisit this thread periodically to just laugh again at buddy who said "a mil ain't shyt compared to what you'd learn in a sit-down." Jay-Z avi and all lmaooooo

 

[Fortunate Lee]

I may have to revisit this thread periodically to just laugh again at buddy who said "a mil ain't shyt compared to what you'd learn in a sit-down." Jay-Z avi and all lmaooooo

Lol i thought dude was trolling but he was serious with it..each post getting worse