1st time in stripclub

[Larry Lobster]

i touch what i want when i want dont wanna be groped dont come to the club in a mini skirt with a g string on

Thats what im saying, some bytches be tripping. Like i told you be careful, prostitutes always have grimey nikkas on their backs

 

[Blackout]

First time was cool but I knew then and there I wouldn't go back cuz I think it's a waste of money.

 

[BigE214]

Tell her, "save all that extra shyt, I wanna see you dance like you fukk"

then chuck a beer

 

[Nymbus]

hold r2 when the bouncer isn't looking,relax make small talk and get that meter up
If y'all are vibin consider getting a second dance.
Oh and stay away from the one with the deep voice.
Good luck
Edit:wrong thread

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

hold r2 when the bouncer isn't looking,relax make small talk and get that meter up
If y'all are vibin consider getting a second dance.
Oh and stay away from the one with the deep voice.
Good luck
Edit:wrong thread

this aint no video game

 

[Money Be Green]

hold r2 when the bouncer isn't looking,relax make small talk and get that meter up
If y'all are vibin consider getting a second dance.
Oh and stay away from the one with the deep voice.
Good luck
Edit:wrong thread

 

[Blackout]

hold r2 when the bouncer isn't looking,relax make small talk and get that meter up
If y'all are vibin consider getting a second dance.
Oh and stay away from the one with the deep voice.
Good luck
Edit:wrong thread

 

[MercuryHayes]

Im too cheap and awkward for stripclubs mane.

First time i went to one there was a bytch w one leg and another bytch that looked 14. Detroit hoes

Ive gone to a lot for work though..these married cacs love that shyt and im usually the only single one in the group...like i got p*ssy waiting for me with a text


Last time I went to a Vietnamese coffee house in San jose (bar by day strip club by night) and one of the dudes got CRACKED w a bottle.. I had his back but i'm always laughing at dude forreal.

 

[the artist known az]

Be prepared to get puzzy juice on you

 

[Nigerianwonder]

they usually charge around 200

 

[ls773]

regardless of whats being promised you don't go to the atm, shyts like a 12 dollar fee in a strip club.

you call your friends bat mobiles?

 

[Taadow]

I'm lost at Batmobiles.

 

[Grams]

I'm lost at Batmobiles.

You see manz standing with 6'4, 6'5, 6'6 nikkas. It's just batmobiles over there

 

[Dragonfly Jones]

I'm waiting for tomorrows thread where everything went terribly wrong

this nikka never disappoints

 

[JamesCannon]

Just dont be one of them overly hype dudes about how u not going to tip cause u get puzzy them dudes are the worst u dont go to checkers n say i'm not going pay for my fries cause i get potatos

Also dont believe nothing them biches say they laughin at u in the dressing room

Also dont throw pennies n nickels at them biches unless ur team can fade security