True fukkin story I was campin in the adirondacks last summer and i was in my car at 1am smokin a bowl (normal nightly ritual) and I forgot I left my Subway leftovers in the back seat. Well bears around there typically don't fukk with people theyre used to easy food left out by dumb campers like myself. Oh and they can open car doors like it aint shyt. Anyway 1am, suddenly a bear popped up in my driver side window (thanfully rolled up cause i was hotboxing) twas like a fukkin jump scare from a horror movie. I didnt see it coming cause its pitch black up in them mountains at night and i didnt hear it cause I was bumpin some earl sweatshirt. Gave me a fukkin heart attack but I think I scared him too cause he took right off. Nikka ruined my buzz and left scratch marks on my altima