i was hesitant to click like a bytch boy lol
but i did
and shyt was still funny LOL, like "which one do I strangle?
"
"My wife crawled into bed and we started fukking and It was the best sex ever. Then I realized I didnt have a wife, I have a 13 year old daughter.


I nutted in my sidepiece and rolled out of her bed to put on my boxers. A man burst into the room soaking wet with tears in his eyes holding a shotgun screaming into a cell phone *OH MY GOD I JUST SHOT A MAN THAT KILLED MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!*![]()

This could be in a movie.
Only good one in my opinion.
Now I can have me a good ol fashion nightmare
"13. I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, "Daddy, check for monsters under my bed." I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy, there's somebody on my bed."
Bring it demons![]()







My wife crawled into bed and we started fukking and It was the best sex ever. Then I realized I didnt have a wife, I have a 13 year old daughter.
nah breh