Jesus Shuttlesworth
I Got Game
I came home early and heard the headboard hitting the wall and my wife moaning. Get married, brehs.
20 Terrifying Two-Sentence Horror Stories
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a crazy man was banging your wife's decapitated head against the wall..
Bobby Reds
Banned
Just before he fell asleep. He passed me his strap and said, "anybody walk through that door, clap em".
Jesus Shuttlesworth
I Got Game
Nah she wasn't decapitated. But she's fat as fukk and he was trying to shove the body under the bed.
GhettoTeK
All Star
5 and 13 
twisted as fuuuuck
twisted as fuuuuck
GhettoTeK
All Star
observe
Banned
For years I always sat down to piss and wondered why. I always seem to forget I don't have a dikk, I have a p*ssy.
"I came home at 2am, sat down and released my bowels and urine, giving me ultimate satisfaction...till i looked across the hall at my empty bathroom"
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15. I can't move, breathe, speak or hear and it's so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.
Dameon Farrow
Superstar
I really like number 20. Number 2 would actually make for a good short story/novella.
USSInsiders
Banned
Ok, so make another 2 sentence horror story
"I was greeted at the door by my wife with a plate of dinner, a sum of money and no verbal complaints whatsoever....my wife is Black"
Deadpool1986
Cook with a Mouth
"Years ago, a lone chair appeared in the center of the basement, and no matter how many times I put it back in the corner it always found a way back to the center. It took a long time to realize it was positioned underneath the kitchen, almost like someone had taken a seat at the dinner table with the rest of us."
"]Clayboy731
After struggling desperately to move any part of his paralytic body just to alert the doctors that he was conscious before they made the first incision, he was relieved to see that one of the nurses had noticed his pupils dilating from the bright light. She leaned in close and, in a whisper that tickled his ear, said "you think we don't know you're awake?"
DeathHamster1
"You stupid b*stard!" I cried as he tied me to the rails, "don't you know this line has been abandoned for years!" "Of course I know", he said, walking away, "no one comes here at all."
Goodnight everyone!!!
and
"]Clayboy731
After struggling desperately to move any part of his paralytic body just to alert the doctors that he was conscious before they made the first incision, he was relieved to see that one of the nurses had noticed his pupils dilating from the bright light. She leaned in close and, in a whisper that tickled his ear, said "you think we don't know you're awake?"
DeathHamster1
"You stupid b*stard!" I cried as he tied me to the rails, "don't you know this line has been abandoned for years!" "Of course I know", he said, walking away, "no one comes here at all."
Goodnight everyone!!!
and