$200k+ with a fake resume [resume in OP]

[UberEatsDriver]

I don’t trust fake degrees

 

[UberEatsDriver]

If true you got ballsI think most of us sell ourselves short and should be aiming much higher when applying for positions. These middle management cats are clueless. Hell with all the information at our fingertips you can literally become an expert at anything in a month. Study the job description, read relevant books, listen to blogs, kill the interview, secure the bag.

Exactly

 

[UberEatsDriver]

a lot of you guys are missing the scheme here... you don't finesse your entire career, you finesse the first step. i have done basically the same exact thing, but a little different


step 1. you oversell your way into a job. for me it was network engineering. for this guy, it was advertising.

this will be your hardest step... getting yourself a job, you do not deserve, and you're not qualified. you might have to flat out make shyt up.. you might just sprinkle a few lies in there.. you might do a lot of things.. but finesse that job



step 2. stay above water as long as you can. learn everything you can. network as much as you can.

you don't know when you're gonna be found out. might be never (me)... might be 4 months (OP).... but this step is most important




step 3. use the job you finessed, to get a better job..


you used to be liar... didn't know shyt about your job, lied to get in, blah blah blah... well after a few months, well now you have an official title in your field AND experience. now you're not lying in your next interviews. maybe about why you got fired, but that's if you got fired. you might be smart enough to last a year, bounce before you get caught, and be able to move up and out to another company




step 4. repeat step 3, unlimited amount of times, forever...



now you got the REAL jobs, real experience, and real money... enjoy.... nobody is going to check up on your 5th job ago... or the first job you ever lied to... the last job they check thinks you're great, and that's even if they check... cause they can clearly see that you been steady working in the field for 5-10 years now







i been in mine 4 now.... network engineer... nikka never took a computer class in my life... but 4 years experience, plenty of people to drop references, a great title, and they will never call up my first job..... which was working on installing cable (fiber optic inspector for network communications company) and ask them what i really did there

Too much work.

 

[UberEatsDriver]

I don’t mind black folks finessing as long as they aren’t finessing other black people and are at least doing something useful with the money (place to stay, investing, saving etc)

nikkas who do all that finessing to waste their money and end up being bummy and broke after getting caught ruin it for everyone.

 

[Huda2daf]

I rememebr a few years ago this job couldnt confirm my employmebt. They had me contact the company and get tax forms and paystubs. This shyt is

 

[UberEatsDriver]

This is true as well. I told kats on here that you can get a job quicker on linkedin than on indeed cause you can network straight up with folks.

I once got an interview and job because I sent a HR director a in mail and stated all my qualifications and the req number at his company. Had a interview in 1 week and got the job 2 weeks later.

LinkedIn isn’t working for me sadly and I’ve done enough research on how to build my
Profile and how to contact recruiters and mangers via inmail.

Surprisingly JP Morgan is taking a chance on me because of a referral and perhaps NASDAQ and ERNST & YOUnG and Henry Schein.

All through referrals.

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Lol damn. Cold. I guess HYON

What country are you from?

 

[UberEatsDriver]

I’m just at a black immigrant breh.

Ok and what country are you from?

 

[DirtyMoney]

He’s a fraud, he exposed himself in another thread.

No fraud. Ain’t worked a day since I hit that lick. Pretty much gonna use the dope $ to get outta 9-5. It’s notsmart to work for the man for prolonged periods. I had a nice run.

 

[DirtyMoney]

Ok and what country are you from?

Lol not going into detail. It’s not important. Honestly most on this site will never make it. You’ve accepted the reality the white man and corporate life has forced on you. When in actuality there’s so many ways to get to the goal but you just gotta stop doing the same shyt every MF you’re competing with is doing. Stand out. Hustle. Rob. Whatever it takes.Just get to the bag & don’t get caught

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Court for the $100k isue is coming up. I've paid $21k/100k.


I have the job at the #2 company in the world in my industry. I've left the role off my linkedin and will only update it once i'm done working here but I will be able to finesse much more after this. I've diversified into crypto advising and i'm in NY right now finessing on a whole diff level. We are charging 50BTC for marketing campaigns.. Crypto is a whole diff game of smoke and mirrors

We Byke... I'm @ #IndieSummit in NY.. .#Pullup

NYC is finessing capitol

 

[Voice of Reason]

No fraud. Ain’t worked a day since I hit that lick. Pretty much gonna use the dope $ to get outta 9-5. It’s notsmart to work for the man for prolonged periods. I had a nice run.

 

[DirtyMoney]

NYC is finessing capitol

Indeed all I did was meet investors/finessers we then ordered a ridiculous amount of blow, hit the W and banged hookers. They had some other designer drugs but didn’t touch that

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Go teach English overseas or something. 4+ months is too long. I sold most of the dope I stole but I’m leaving the country shortly cos it’s hot right now.

The benefits of being an immigrant. I’m not one but I’m IJS!

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Indeed all I did was meet investors/finessers we then ordered a ridiculous amount of blow, hit the W and banged hookers. They had some other designer drugs but didn’t touch that

Jesus Christ I feel like everyone in nyc is finessing something. Cops, teachers, nikkas like you and everybody else lmao