2015 is almost over...how many chicks did you smash? (Edit: 80% of Coli gets no puzzy)

[benjamin]

:scumbag: U finally caved? Regale us with the tale breh, how did your bei'ma get you......

nah i didnt fuk her this year but i did suck her tittys in the laundry room for 5 mins until i heard my wife open the bedroom door and then we scattered like roaches..She seduced me, i was in the laundry room getting my drawls out the dryer and she came around the corner with her shirt up and her tittays swanging, big ass t*ts in my face and I just lost it, had to suck em but it won't happen again.

Let me correct my answer, I had sex with only 1 woman this year but i sucked anothers tittys..

 

[Shadow King]

Do people still wanna question the 80% of women messing with the same 20% of men theory?


A lot of dudes will take themselves out of the dating pool whether it be voluntarily or involuntarily.


Women have way more sex than men, most guys ain't getting laid like that

Yeah it's crazy we all acknowledge this but then expect all the Coli brehs to be in that 20%

Then again like 85% of this board is over 6 feet with corporate Trinas on rotation so

 

[Lo-Co]

medicine for social anxiety man???

I have autism so i need that shyt to.

I got tired of Prozac. I felt like I had a crutch.
Needed to feel happier on my own.

 

[Maximus]

5, soon to be 6.

1. College Girl
2. College Girl
3. Cute Latina that works in one of the stores at the mall.
4. College Girl
5. College Girl. I banged her right after her Halloween party two weekends ago.
6. Number five's friend that I met at the party. I should have her wrapped up by Thanksgiving.

This list only includes new broads that I bagged this year, not the other three that are still around from last year.


You dudes, though

Here I am thinking I was having a slow year when it comes to these broads due to work cutting into my time, but you dudes... Yo, how the hell are you guys at 0? Y'all must not be trying, man. This is the sluttiest era in American history; free p*ssy everywhere. p*ssy Galore, James Bond-style, baby! Get out there and chop some of these broads down; believe me, they are more than willing.

What the fukk are you dudes doing, man?

 

[Sterling Archer]

A better question would've been how many times did you smash not how many women because alot of us were in relationships. I am insatiable in my relationships.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

I will say this.... dudes in colleges with dorms have zero excuse. Single dudes out on their own are not far behind. Still though, I don't think it helps to shame brehs who aren't putting up "respectable" #s or are in a rut.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

shyt is pretty easy for me. I don't fukk unless I'm in a relationship, always gonna be like that. And considering that Im not trying to be in one right now, that means no sex. Sucks, but it's the way it is.

Don't really feel like dealing with the baggage that comes with the sex, had enough of that shyt in 2013-2014.

 

[chabvongaBlackus]

2..Earlier this till August I had dixk issues that I found out at Spring Break when I had a line of hoes lined up..dixk couldn't get hard cz of Fapping (but now got 200+ days noFap) so had to avoid girls a little bit but will be on my 3rd this week ...then by Dec will hopefully get to 10 ....or higher if I'm willing to drop standards(I always have dragons lined up ) but I won't fuxk though...

 

[onelastdeath]

0 since 2011. Im 20

0 since 2013

 

[Smashius Clay]

13, and I'm not even lying at all.

 

[thatdude954]

Nada. screwed up with a chick I was talking to and honestly didn't try enough this yr.

Trynna get at 2 females right now. I still got 2 months left so we'll see.

 

[Mordith]

Why are people acting so surprised that this website is populated by a bunch of non-pussay getting losers?

 

[Anti-Anime]

she college aged

That's not what I mean

 

[thatdude954]

what is this from?

 

[Steve Piffler]

how many women did i fukk this year - 1. my wife. ( tho....)

how many additional women could i have fukked if i wasn't hell bent on being faithful - 5 ()