The Week 1 PortCityPlaya Power Rankings
32. Colts-you lost to a team who most people think are tanking cause they're so bad.
31. Jets- Do I really need to explain why the Jets are here?
30. Browns- I would say that they laid a complete turd on both offense and defense but I'm not trying to turn OBJ on
29. Lions- Typical Patricia Lions fukkin up in the 4th as usual
28. Giants- Didn't really show any signs of an improved oline. Their offense is wasting 26 back there
27. Eagles- They fell apart as their line fell apart
26. Cowboys- How bout them Cowboys? How bout them looking unimpressive everywhere. Is that Jason Garrett in a fat suit on the sideline?
Damn I saved it here and never finished

Now its week 2

fukk it
Erreybody else
3. Ravens
2. Seahawks
1. Chiefs