In another universe, Tom Brady died in the early 2000's and was immediately reincarnated as Joe Burrow with a life path change to peak at the right time to get drafted high

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Somehow, that reincarnation hit a transfer portal

and was sent here around the time the alive Brady won his first Superbowl.
It's amazing, this shyt somehow created a whole nother universal structure like Dr Strange did when he observed every possible Thanos outcome. Brady is Thanos, he is inevitable

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Burrow looks like Brady under a helmet, has the same throwing motion and similar release quickness, has subtle yet agressive outbursts of energy when a big play is made, has the "healthy dad" body, ect.
Blame Dr Strange for fukking with the multiverse, it's a wrap. Bengals will win at least 5 Superbowls
