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@PopCrave
Amazon CEO Andy Jassy announces that its corporate workforce will reduce as the company implements more AI:
“Today, we have over 1,000 generative AI services and applications in progress or built.”
2/37
@sondereloaded
can we stop implementing AI in everything
3/37
@horejsiii
yeahhh nothing says progress like firing people for the bots
4/37
@Wayakart
5/37
@DianaChimes
“Alexa, fire 10,000 people.”
6/37
@brunao_eth
“innovation” always sounds exciting until it’s your job getting optimized
7/37
@thedanielaros
No surprise here. They want to boost profits by jacking up prices and canning people.
8/37
@QUEENP0P
Andy chill man
9/37
@francescoswiss
AI is clearly reshaping the future of work. Amazon streamlining its workforce shows how fast the shift is happening. 1,000+ AI initiatives is no small move.
10/37
@brunao_eth
bro really said “robots don’t need snack breaks”
11/37
@PensivePoet97
Saw this coming as I used to work here
12/37
@Soulbound_TV
Alexa, play Another One Bites the Dust
13/37
@AlexNever347
The Matrix and The Terminator taught these mfs NOTHING.
14/37
@housewivestwink
none of us were ever worried about “illegal immigrants” (disgusting they are even called that) stealing jobs. AI is the real culprit of stealing jobs!
15/37
@moneylabshq
"We’re building 1,000 AI tools” is wild corporate-speak for “your job just got replaced by an algorithm in beta.”
16/37
@EveryPostHits
bro typed 1000 ai tools just to say “you’re all fired” in new fonts
17/37
@FrankAkiba060
It only stops when will AI replace the CEO ?
18/37
@zfabrogmailcom
AI will replace all of Us for sure.
19/37
@MissMapleCda
People thought it would never happen. Computers would never take human jobs. It was science fiction. Here we are.
🖥
20/37
@teleezun
Who is actually surprised? And please tell me why
21/37
@caffeinemilktea
Someday it'll just be Andy and Alexa
22/37
@LttleGel
Amazon already runs warehouses that rely heavily on automation. This isn’t surprising.
23/37
@MudassarRazaJ
The future is automated.
24/37
@allnaturalmeli
No hope for us
25/37
@allnaturalmeli
26/37
@DeadMattBounce
AI already making us way more efficient
27/37
@nidhi5435
AI सारी जॉब खा जाएगी
28/37
@FCLrIyGpHtTic
Your job is gone.
29/37
@Nova27208
Every company will be doing this to save money by using AI that is more efficient, less costly, and can work 24/7.
30/37
@meme_crave
fukk amazon
31/37
@itsPopVulture
And they say immigrants are stealing jobs…
32/37
@reddskyy_
33/37
@toker_lee
And of course they won’t implement a universal basic income for all the people they are about to fire
34/37
@kittylopher
This is bad. Ai is really taking over the future and soon we won’t have anymore humans to do actual work for us
35/37
@Pupopepe159343
Give more tax cuts to the billioners so they can invest more on firing people. How to step on the public 101.
36/37
@avodogo
37/37
@ZeeMachineMusic
Super villain shyt
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@PopCrave
Amazon CEO Andy Jassy announces that its corporate workforce will reduce as the company implements more AI:
“Today, we have over 1,000 generative AI services and applications in progress or built.”
2/37
@sondereloaded
can we stop implementing AI in everything
3/37
@horejsiii
yeahhh nothing says progress like firing people for the bots
4/37
@Wayakart
5/37
@DianaChimes
“Alexa, fire 10,000 people.”
6/37
@brunao_eth
“innovation” always sounds exciting until it’s your job getting optimized
7/37
@thedanielaros
No surprise here. They want to boost profits by jacking up prices and canning people.
8/37
@QUEENP0P
Andy chill man
9/37
@francescoswiss
AI is clearly reshaping the future of work. Amazon streamlining its workforce shows how fast the shift is happening. 1,000+ AI initiatives is no small move.
10/37
@brunao_eth
bro really said “robots don’t need snack breaks”
11/37
@PensivePoet97
Saw this coming as I used to work here
12/37
@Soulbound_TV
Alexa, play Another One Bites the Dust
13/37
@AlexNever347
The Matrix and The Terminator taught these mfs NOTHING.
14/37
@housewivestwink
none of us were ever worried about “illegal immigrants” (disgusting they are even called that) stealing jobs. AI is the real culprit of stealing jobs!
15/37
@moneylabshq
"We’re building 1,000 AI tools” is wild corporate-speak for “your job just got replaced by an algorithm in beta.”
16/37
@EveryPostHits
bro typed 1000 ai tools just to say “you’re all fired” in new fonts
17/37
@FrankAkiba060
It only stops when will AI replace the CEO ?
18/37
@zfabrogmailcom
AI will replace all of Us for sure.
19/37
@MissMapleCda
People thought it would never happen. Computers would never take human jobs. It was science fiction. Here we are.
🖥20/37
@teleezun
Who is actually surprised? And please tell me why
21/37
@caffeinemilktea
Someday it'll just be Andy and Alexa
22/37
@LttleGel
Amazon already runs warehouses that rely heavily on automation. This isn’t surprising.
23/37
@MudassarRazaJ
The future is automated.
24/37
@allnaturalmeli
No hope for us
25/37
@allnaturalmeli
26/37
@DeadMattBounce
AI already making us way more efficient
27/37
@nidhi5435
AI सारी जॉब खा जाएगी
28/37
@FCLrIyGpHtTic
Your job is gone.
29/37
@Nova27208
Every company will be doing this to save money by using AI that is more efficient, less costly, and can work 24/7.
30/37
@meme_crave
fukk amazon
31/37
@itsPopVulture
And they say immigrants are stealing jobs…
32/37
@reddskyy_
33/37
@toker_lee
And of course they won’t implement a universal basic income for all the people they are about to fire
34/37
@kittylopher
This is bad. Ai is really taking over the future and soon we won’t have anymore humans to do actual work for us
35/37
@Pupopepe159343
Give more tax cuts to the billioners so they can invest more on firing people. How to step on the public 101.
36/37
@avodogo
37/37
@ZeeMachineMusic
Super villain shyt
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