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[EQ.]

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[Ruck]

when im at checkout, i usually don't give a fukk about a cashiers looks. i just go to whoever is open, and if they try to strike up convo or offer some whack membership or deal, i give em the and be on my way

 

[BrothaZay]

 

[Nefrodamus]

I've had to many

moments with pretty female cashiers. They stay forgetting to mention deals and even try and overcharge for shyt. You gotta be vigilant with pretty cashiers, try and charge you 15$ for spinach, luckily i was watching the screen i had to hit her with a "

ayyyy that shyt was 3$ ! " " my bad, just having my usual blonde moments" *

so this bish prolly got a habit of overcharging dudes...nikkas prolly leaving the store like

"she wanted that dikk" then peep the receipt like " Hawaiian rolls is getting expensive as fukk, must be because the cost of living is pricey as hell there....yeah that must be it "


Ugly female cashiers tho happy to get people in their lane and you know they on some effective shyt because they're always the ones who have to do 3 jobs at once because the manager knows they aint gonna say shyt. Bish out here working as the cashier, bagger and designated spill cleaner at the same time And they got a nice habit of mentioning ways you can save money, one of them damn near paid for all my items


Her: So thats gonna be 60.54$ but *she leans in closer* i can help you reduce that we have some hidden coupons i can apply

EQ:

yeah i'm down

Her: * starts typing furiously on the register - scans a barcode label like 5 times * done, your new total is 10.24$

EQ:

Her: Also you get a 50$ giftcard and you're in the running for a years free supply of Hawaiian rolls

EQ:

How long did this take you ?

 

[EQ.]

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[Bender Rodriguez]

I only check out with the finest ones

Spoiler

unless im with wifey then I look for the fastest way outta there

 

[EQ.]

when im at checkout, i usually don't give a fukk about a cashiers looks. i just go to whoever is open, and if they try to strike up convo or offer some whack membership or deal, i give em the and be on my way

i used to be like that till i realized how effective exchanging pleasantries with them can be. I remember getting some free almond ice cream to take home of the strength of striking a convo with one of the employees and she remembered i didn't fukk with dairy.

 

[EQ.]

I only check out with the finest ones

Spoiler

unless im with wifey then I look for the fastest way outta there

pretty bishes aint got no math skills breh and they never memorize the sku's and shyt they just plug in shyt and hope.... your receipts looking extra for no reason breh.

 

[The Jewnited States]

pretty bishes aint got no math skills breh and they never memorize the sku's and shyt they just plug in shyt and hope.... your receipts looking extra for no reason breh.

 

[Brandon M.]

this is always a true story

 

[Bender Rodriguez]

pretty bishes aint got no math skills breh and they never memorize the sku's and shyt they just plug in shyt and hope.... your receipts looking extra for no reason breh.

FOH with these ducktales, them chicks aint seeing past your game and you just throwing salt, aint no over charging happening...

 

[SuckFohh]

Pretty ones can barely do their fukkin job and always want me to help them move items like soda packs that aint even heavy.

 

[No_bammer_weed]

so this bish prolly got a habit of overcharging dudes...nikkas prolly leaving the store like "she wanted that dikk" then peep the receipt like " Hawaiian rolls is getting expensive as fukk, must be because the cost of living is pricey as hell there....yeah that must be it "

 

[Inglewood]

I go to the self-checkout lines. Sometimes those checkout people are too damn slow.

 

[MikelArteta]

when im at checkout, i usually don't give a fukk about a cashiers looks. i just go to whoever is open, and if they try to strike up convo or offer some whack membership or deal, i give em the and be on my way

do you have a walmart mastercard?: