23 Annoying texts single chics get

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I also want to add...that the trick is to give them your number with specific instructions on when to hit you up. That way you don't waste time blowing up a chick's head if she's not really into you.
Thanks for the advice Tariq nasheed
 

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20. “Who dis?” – the f*ckboy you texted while drunk at 11 pm on a Wednesday.
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WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE MY NUMBER, DAMIEN. DON’T GIVE ME THAT SH*T.
Damien a fukkboy because he don't give a shyte about anything in your life besides what that mouth do?:skip: #2015
 

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This is why I only give my number to guys I'm actually interested in and not to just get a free date or dinner.

I guess that's why my inbox is so dry :mjcry:
 

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This is pretty much my life right now :mjlol:

#10 contradict all of the others tho :martin:

The fact that women think that a man asking them to let them know that they got home safely is annoying speaks volumes about how retarded they are.

They put you being concerned about their safety on the same level as a random dude shooting his shot for nudes smh.

Gotta cover all bases and leave texts to avoid getting hit with one of those "accusations" :mjpls:

"Did you have fun tonight:jbhmm:"

"Did you make it home safe :jbhmm:"



"How many stars should I give your Uber driver:jbhmm:"
 
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#10 contradict all of the others tho :martin:



Gotta cover all bases and leave texts to avoid getting hit with one of those "accusations" :mjpls:

"Did you have fun tonight:jbhmm:"

"Did you make it home safe :jbhmm:"



"How many stars should I give your Uber driver:jbhmm:"

Lol it doesn't really when you think about it. Each of those things happen at separate times.
 

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Gotta cover all bases and leave texts to avoid getting hit with one of those "accusations" :mjpls:

"Did you have fun tonight:jbhmm:"

"Did you make it home safe :jbhmm:"



"How many stars should I give your Uber driver:jbhmm:"

Me personally working in the nightlife business I've woken up a bunch of times to find out someone you know or chilled with never made it home so texting that you made it home safe is just something we're used to saying and doing.

Women have managed to b*stardize caring then they wonder why men don't care about them. They're so busy trying to play mind games but not smart enough to realize a man doesn't get anything out of you telling him you're home safe but peace of mind
 

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I don't think they have any understanding of what 'fukkboy' means...as usual when they copy our shyt they don't use it right. Just look at this article:

12 Essential Starter Packs For fukkboys
You too could be a fukkboy!

posted on Feb. 11, 2015, at 4:06 p.m.

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