23 Annoying texts single chics get

[Bgreat]

This is why i just hand out my business card and keep it moving.

I was thinking about doing that also,how does it work?

 

[Dank Hill]

I was thinking about doing that also,how does it work?

it weeds out most of the bullshyt. if the chick is really interested in you then they will hit you up. Most tend to hit me back quick as well considering most don't end a conversation with a dude handing them a business card. So i guess it makes you seem more interesting. Overall i have no complaints

I'm just not the type to text a brawd and wait it out. I'll just be minding my own business and out of the blue get the message, "hey you!" then go from there.

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Every had a one night stand or kissed a guy on the first date?

Nope

 

[ZoeGod]

I don't think they have any understanding of what 'fukkboy' means...as usual when they copy our shyt they don't use it right. Just look at this article:

I guess we gotta say fukk nikka more often. I dont even say fukk boy. I call fukk nikkas fukk nikkas. I swear why do white people think its cool to take our slang but run around supporting whute supremacy. I swear I hate white folks.

 

[SPACE IS FAKE]

This is probably thread worthy in its own right, but more and more as I get older I realize I'm going to be single forever. The mindset of this generation of fukkgirls makes it impossible to cold approach and get in a meaningful relationship.

Text too much = you're thirsty, creepy, "that guy", etc.

Don't text = you're not interested (but here's the kicker, she doesn't really want you to text her.... that much! Its up for you to find the magic number and go up to it without going over like The Price is Right.)

You call = oh God, no. Just don't do this.

You actually want to meet up = again, just don't do this.

Combine this with being a "regular" (I.E. average looks, swagless) black man and your love life is permanent bushes status. I went to one wedding last year, and now have two in 2016 to go to where again I'll be placed at some random table of the weird unmarried people.

Life ain't fair man. It ain't fair.

You need to get you some confidence breh. You will be doomed to be single carrying a mindset like this through life.

 

[Kobes Two Jerseys]

I hate when guys do that. You just saw me why do you need a picture?

We just fukked. Why do I need to cuddle and hold you?

 

[b_priest9mm]

You need to get you some confidence breh. You will be doomed to be single carrying a mindset like this through life.

This. Also, I cannot stress this enough, if you're attractive, you can get away with damn near murder.

So, suddenly that call at 3am is met with more eagerness. You're never "thirsty" so it really doesn't matter how much you text.

There's no need to overthink this or act like there's some explanation beyond human comprehension.

Look up the "halo effect" brehs.

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

This is probably thread worthy in its own right, but more and more as I get older I realize I'm going to be single forever. The mindset of this generation of fukkgirls makes it impossible to cold approach and get in a meaningful relationship.

Text too much = you're thirsty, creepy, "that guy", etc.

Don't text = you're not interested (but here's the kicker, she doesn't really want you to text her.... that much! Its up for you to find the magic number and go up to it without going over like The Price is Right.)

You call = oh God, no. Just don't do this.

You actually want to meet up = again, just don't do this.

Combine this with being a "regular" (I.E. average looks, swagless) black man and your love life is permanent bushes status. I went to one wedding last year, and now have two in 2016 to go to where again I'll be placed at some random table of the weird unmarried people.

Life ain't fair man. It ain't fair.

Time for you to change that mentality breh....you're not getting any p*ssy with that "woe is me" attitude...

 

[AnotherRoute]

When did white people start using fukkboy?

 

[Kobes Two Jerseys]

tl;dr

If she finds you attractive virtually any text you send won't be annoying.

If not...you get the point.

Didn't we learn this by the 4th grade?

 

[Rekkapryde]

sounds like some cac ish

you learning....

 

[b_priest9mm]

Didn't we learn this by the 4th grade?

Yep. Nikkas still over-complicating this shyt, tho.

Lower your standards or hold out like a free agent and work on yourself until one of the good teams makes an offer.

 

[Insensitive]

lol @ #19 though
Like these birds don't take pictures with REALLY generous angles and turn
out looking completely fukking different in person.

 

[HiphopRelated]

Time for you to change that mentality breh....you're not getting any p*ssy with that "woe is me" attitude...

Yep, got dudes my age(around 30) posting them memes on FB, and getting them platonic "awes" from women. I wanna slap the shyt outta 'em for that shyt...looking weak on front street.

 

[live it to the limit]

The only one that I can't stand is, "send me a pic"
Like dude, I just met you last night. You immediately friended me on Facebook and started following me on ig. You know what I look like