23, going on 24. Still a virgin. Please help.

[Orbital-Fetus]

eat a baby dikk fakkit.

 

[BStapies]

@ the direction this thread went

 

[Killer Instinct]

Whether or not the story in the OP is true, I'll never understand how anyone ends their first year in college a virgin. People are damn near making mental notes about hooking up with others and exchanging numbers at freshmen orientation.

 

[Johnny Kilroy]

 

[semtex]

Man u better get out there and go balls deep!

 

[the cac mamba]

@ the direction this thread went

what u mean breh, there was only one way this thread was gonna go

OP wanted it to be one way. but its the other way

 

[TheBigBopper]

Whether or not the story in the OP is true, I'll never understand how anyone ends their first year in college a virgin. People are damn near making mental notes about hooking up with others and exchanging numbers at freshmen orientation.

I was a virgin when my first year ended. I didn't have my first instance of non-paid sex till junior year

I chalk it up to introversion

 

[#1 pick]

1. You think too much.
2. You think too much.
3. You think too much.

 

[Real N Quotes]

Last two posts noted...but I'm sorry I can't go to clubs. I'm still with my parents bro.

 

[#1 pick]

U probaly need to lower ya standards...u tryna pull models and amazon beautys but u just might not be either attractive enuff or dynamic enuff for that...u gotta be one or the other...maybe both...maybe try hangin out at places where socially akward females hang out at like librarys,the suburbs, I don't really know anywhere else...but wherever nerdy females are that's probaly where u need to be for right now...nerdy women can be attractive too...find u a lame b1tch who won't notice ur creepy and square demeanor.

This sounds like a winner. I didn't even read homies post. It was too damn long for no damn reason.

 

[god shamgod]

The t/s gonna impregnate or marry the 1st chick he ever fukks

 

[Scustin Trillberlake]

1) Stop trying with girls for a bit, take the pressure off yourself.
2) Go to bars alone and see how successful guys do it
3)Start lifting weights(don't have to be a douche about it, just get some confidence)
4)Try living solo for a bit
5) Completely change your wardrobe. Do something to change your game up.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

The t/s gonna impregnate or marry the 1st chick he ever fukks

Dooby has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shyt, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

U probaly need to lower ya standards...u tryna pull models and amazon beautys but u just might not be either attractive enuff or dynamic enuff for that...u gotta be one or the other...maybe both...maybe try hangin out at places where socially akward females hang out at like librarys,the suburbs, I don't really know anywhere else...but wherever nerdy females are that's probaly where u need to be for right now...nerdy women can be attractive too...find u a lame b1tch who won't notice ur creepy and square demeanor.

 

[jking23258]

I'm not reading this shyt TF I look like