Current Tyson.
Living version, last iteration.
Jordan would spend the entire time belittling you in ways you could never fathom as his face effortlessly morphs from one epic meme to another faster than your mind can absorb. Then he would force you to bet an obscene amount of money on a game of horse, repeatedly telling you that it's small potatoes and calling you "Poor Boy".
See above.
Exactly. I would hate every minute around Jordan but i would have a 4k cameras on his face the entire time. Then harvest elite MJ emojis for the brehs.