24 signs she's a slut?

[Taadow]

My batting percentage is 99% if I she invites me to her place

Playbwah imma give you some game real quick, doe.

Start inviting them over.

Normally I don't suggest this, but you might get away with this in Canada because them girls up thurr are less likely
to pull a knife and rob you at your crib or something like that. This is normally for a chick you wanna keep, not a
random.

Say you been talkin' to a girl and you ain't smanged yet. Set up a "date".
Before y'all are supposed to go out, call her up and say "Ayo - swing by my spizzot first, doe..."
(sidebar: you don't have to say it exactly like that).

If she says no - fine, just go with your plans already set and abort mission.
If she says yeah - that's a big plus, Brougham!

When she gets there, don't be all-the-way ready.
Like, don't have your shoes on, or something...and have you a glass of wine in hand.
Tell her to come in, "you're working on something and you were finishing up while you were getting ready".

And where are your manners? You got YOUR wine...offer to pour her a glass, too.

If she says yeah - aww sheeit...now you're where you were trying to be after the "date" and you skipped
all the wack "date" sheeit - you in the cutaluff with ol' gurl not fully dressed drinkin' on some wine. Boom.

Spit you some cold convo in there and then do what ya does, playboy...

sidebar: broads, y'all can do this too. Pop yo' collar to dis.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Playbwah imma give you some game real quick, doe.

Start inviting them over.

Normally I don't suggest this, but you might get away with this in Canada because them girls up thurr are less likely
to pull a knife and rob you at your crib or something like that. This is normally for a chick you wanna keep, not a
random.

Say you been talkin' to a girl and you ain't smanged yet. Set up a "date".
Before y'all are supposed to go out, call her up and say "Ayo - swing by my spizzot first, doe..."
(sidebar: you don't have to say it exactly like that).

If she says no - fine, just go with your plans already set and abort mission.
If she says yeah - that's a big plus, Brougham!

When she gets there, don't be all-the-way ready.
Like, don't have your shoes on, or something...and have you a glass of wine in hand.
Tell her to come in, "you're working on something and you were finishing up while you were getting ready".

And where are your manners? You got YOUR wine...offer to pour her a glass, too.

If she says yeah - aww sheeit...now you're where you were trying to be after the "date" and you skipped
all the wack "date" sheeit - you in the cutaluff with ol' gurl not fully dressed drinkin' on some wine. Boom.

Spit you some cold convo in there and then do what ya does, playboy...

sidebar: broads, y'all can do this too. Pop yo' collar to dis.

Props

Do chicks really rob nikkas like that

Thank god all our females are innocent and square

 

[MercuryHayes]

Shame on me for expecting some science in this list.


This is either satire or written by a 18 year old

 

[Serious]

slut face is so real that nobody can give a concrete explanation of it

yep Tory Lane is the perfect example:

she's not necessarily pretty, but there's something about her that you know gets down......

 

[hood b. goode]

slut face is real. a girl aggressively eye fuks me and holds steady eye contact at the bar, and u know its going down.

 

[TripleAgent]

This is real shyt right here...if you're doubting, you just don't know, or don't want to know.


Should have added women who are heavy into cartoon characters (esp. Betty Boop, Tweety Bird)

 

[ISO]

what's wrong with that breh :vincebloody:

Yoooooo

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

If "slut face" was a real thing he would have went into detail about it, but he didn't. All he said was you either recognize it or you don't.
He couldn't expound on it because its not a real thing. That's why he made it close ended.

Slut Face = That girl is so cute I'm just going to assume she's fukked a lot of people

incorrect sir


i mean seriously... y'all never scrolled down, looking at women's pics, and said to yourself... DAMN she looks like a slut... but it was just a face picture?

maybe some of us deal with a lot of slutty women lol.. but i know a slutty broad when i see one.. something in their face says, i'm out here trying to get some dikk tonight

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

i think slut face is when a girl looks a little rough and worn. sometimes when a person runs the streets all night and lives a hard life it shows in their face. especially white people since they already age like milk anyway. like you can tell she spends a lot of time in the club drunk. not coming home til 4am and only getting 3 hours of sleep cause she gotta be at work by 9.

and that's exactly what i was saying... you can read it on them... and now that i think about it, i ONLY notice it on white girls.. something just says dirty slut.. like they look ran through already

 

[HoloGraphic]

yep Tory Lane is the perfect example:

she's not necessarily pretty, but there's something about her that you know gets down......

She ain't a real whore. She doesn't look like she's into it.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

nah slut face is real af. you have to look at her teeth/lips and eye area/brows. Strong jaw and low voice means she's a hoe.

examples: rihanna's face, jhene aiko, k mcihelle, emma stone, chelsea lately


look at their faces. this is just off the top of my head

teeth was always a big one... like that meme going around about THOT teeth haha... underbites too.. it's like they have to make up for their low self esteem about imperfections, by fukking everything in site

low voice is a lie... and this is pure science. women who have high or "baby voices" usually had a traumatic childhood... and we all know what that leads to... that's why a lot of porn stars still have that high ass voice like a little girl

The Little Girl Voice is an informal name for a vocal trait in adult women that is caused by psychological trauma before the onset of puberty. Women that are affected speak in a higher sounding, child-like pattern, usually in a manner similar to the age at which they suffered the traumatic event.

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

Post sites run by frustrated white supremacists brehs. Do your Googles.

 

[Serious]

She ain't a real whore. She doesn't look like she's into it.

Tell that to my jbo brehs, @DEAD7

 

[DEAD7]

She ain't a real whore. She doesn't look like she's into it.

Tory muthaf*ckin Lane isnt a real whore? is that what they saying in TLR?

 

[HoloGraphic]

Tory muthaf*ckin Lane isnt a real whore? is that what they saying in TLR?