yall ninjas man, thread made my day
walking into the strip club so you can steal singles from strippers
yall ninjas man, thread made my day
walking into the strip club so you can steal singles from strippersyall ninjas man, thread made my day
walking into the strip club so you can steal singles from strippers

Splitting $10 between your three cousins at the strip club![]()
sharing a corona between the three of yall 
sharing a corona between the three of yall
so broke skrippas don't even offer you lap dances![]()

I'll get this started. Back in the day when the lights were cut during electricity rations my cuz and i were forced to warm a frozen potato with a flashlight![]()
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still waitin on that story breh 

I got into a fistfight with my best friend/roommate because we had no toilet paper and I wiped my ass with his washrag. I rinsed it off good, but somehow he still smelled it. After I got the best of him, he took it upon himself to fukk the girl I allowed to live with us.
It was like we were so broke we didn't know each other.


You used his wash rag to wipe up shyt![]()
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I wasn't gonna use mines.
Cuz went in the bathroom and yelled, Yo! loud as fukk. I knew the gig was up.
Driving on e hoping you make it home because you have no money, then calling in sick to work the next two days because your to broke to go.


I dont even wanna reply to this thread. shyt might bring up sore memories but i remember in my real broke days having to walk home from work because I spent the car fare getting to work on time and walking back afterwards because with no $ in my pocket I wasnt in a rush to get anywhere 

That shyt will humble you over the course of a 3 hour walk 
. I had my first gen iPhone tho....