26/f/single would u smash?

R.O. Double

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If i was dating her and bought her a vest for christmas would i be wrong?

I mean she don't need no sleeves on her shirts so it should be okay right?
 

Niggthaniel Essex

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Yes. Her head game must be on some mind blowing shyt.:ahh:

Like, you can just hold her head and go to work. Aint like she's gonna push back or anything. My little weeble wobble fukk buddy...I could make it work. Couldn't wife her up though. Imagine waking up next to her and then having to pick her up and carry her over your shoulder like a fukking sack of potatoes and then plop her ass on the toilet? Then you gotta pick out one of her many tank tops and shorts and then you gotta brush her teeth, etc. etc. etc.

I be like, "hey girl, call me up when you feeling lonely..."

and she be like, "HOW AM I GONNA DIAL YOUR NUMBER, a$$hole?"
and I be all like, ":manny:"


Anyway, yes, I would fukk. At least just for the story.
 

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If i was dating her and bought her a vest for christmas would i be wrong?

I mean she don't need no sleeves on her shirts so it should be okay right?
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