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keond

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Learn how to listen without listening. Sometimes my brain goes into auto pilot. Make eye contact every now and then, muster a fake chuckle or two, and throw in one of these catch phrases:



"is that right?"
"for real?"
"you know?"
"she wrong for that shyt"
"well you know how she is"
"thats crazy"
 

Warren Moon

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Once a women not wifey seeking attention affects your pockets :camby:
 

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Learn how to listen without listening. Sometimes my brain goes into auto pilot. Make eye contact every now and then, muster a fake chuckle or two, and throw in one of these catch phrases:



"is that right?"
"for real?"
"you know?"
"she wrong for that shyt"
"well you know how she is"
"thats crazy"
pretty much this, and listen for if her voice pitch goes up because then she asked a question
 

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Once a women not wifey seeking attention affects your pockets :camby:
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She's not my wife..

Not yet. :patrice:

But sometimes i just want her to stop talking.

I just want some me time. Some alone time.

Yes I still love you but I just dont feel like talking right now.

Nah you didnt do anything wrong. I just want to sit here and read or watch my show or plan some business moves.

And when I tell her that, then she winds up talking for a long time anyway about the reason I dont feel like talking.

:mindblown:


I love women but I want them to just shut up sometimes.

And then the conversations are meaningless.

Literally meaningless!

If I didnt ask how your day was, youre just going to tell me anyway??

Then she tells me every little insignificant detail of her day like I care.

and its not like she really wants to have a conversation.

She just wants to do all the talking and she wants me to sit there and listen.

Then i have to put on the :whoo: and :russ: face to make it seem like her story is so interesting.




But on the inside im :damn: and :camby:











:shaq2:



Im not even married and im :snoop:




How do you married brehs deal with it?






































































but Im glad im not single. :whew:



:umad: if youre single and reading this.
Bruh i put headphones on 30 minutes ago until my wife went to bed.

Everywhere i walked in the house she was following me like. :wub:


:beli:

I was hungry though and irritated.

It just comes with the territory. You'll miss it when you need it so dont take it for granted.
 

Spiritual Stratocaster

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She's not my wife..

Not yet. :patrice:

But sometimes i just want her to stop talking.

I just want some me time. Some alone time.

Yes I still love you but I just dont feel like talking right now.

Nah you didnt do anything wrong. I just want to sit here and read or watch my show or plan some business moves.

And when I tell her that, then she winds up talking for a long time anyway about the reason I dont feel like talking.

:mindblown:


I love women but I want them to just shut up sometimes.

And then the conversations are meaningless.

Literally meaningless!

If I didnt ask how your day was, youre just going to tell me anyway??

Then she tells me every little insignificant detail of her day like I care.

and its not like she really wants to have a conversation.

She just wants to do all the talking and she wants me to sit there and listen.

Then i have to put on the :whoo: and :russ: face to make it seem like her story is so interesting.




But on the inside im :damn: and :camby:











:shaq2:



Im not even married and im :snoop:




How do you married brehs deal with it?






































































but Im glad im not single. :whew:



:umad: if youre single and reading this.
:dahell:

You gotta deal with a talking ass broad...

But you glad you not single?

Be in a drought brehs.

:umad:

This dude is corny as shyt....

Sounds like you just want a chick to be around you but not being bothered unless you some want ass....
 
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