[3/18/24] On Road to Wrestlemania I shed So many Tears Monday Night Raw Thread

[Novembruh]

Darbecky Allynch the fukking indestructible
Girl in here tryna deadlift a kendo stick

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

I not hating you do what you do

Liv didn’t even deserve a 24/7 title run

 

[Novembruh]

Table was like, not tonight

Table: 'that doesn't work for me, brother'

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Nia sat down in that chair like she was ready for sumthin

 

[Him]

Man how do I get youtube TV cheap? Someone give me the deeds so I can tune in and watch RAW and SD live

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Sit on her Nia

 

[StatUS]

bullshyt she isn't! You don't remember the big-ass pipe?
Riho Lesnar jobs for no one and has the density of a dying sun when it's time to hit power moves, yo

Anyone is tough with a weapon which is the only way to take this match seriously

 

[tinnyskillz]

Ngl, when Nia Jax is on camera jiggling in all the right places. It’s up! And by “it” I mean my….

 

[Novembruh]

if ever there was a time for the John Cena Last Man Standing Duct Tape Loophole... this prolly it tbh

 

[Raw Sauce]

I agree with Becky on one thing
Seeing Nia spread out on that chair makes me wanna beat her cheeks with my stick too

 

[RammerJammer]

Michael Cole has been off all night, idk why

 

[3Rivers]

ok.
So... comparative to size... this is literally not at all different from Riho vs Willow in absurdity.
Willow half black, Nia a whole-ass Samoan... Becky getting the Irish in-combat stat boost... carry the two...

Becky gon win and I'mma hate it
But I bet you Becky don't German suplex this Lane Bryant Platinum Loyalty Member

Half. Nia's mom is German I believe

 

[DLo]

The MAN can't lift a table

 

[CBoz]

Ya

Damn you really missed out. Couldn’t be me…AND they were pierced.

Spoiler

Nah I’m lying like shyt they weren’t pierced

Jazmyn Nyx from NXT and Rhea Ripley's are

 

[Novembruh]

Half. Nia's mom is German I believe

but she samoan with a fro. That's like. Double-distilled