3 Signs You're An Unc

bear27

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Young .an in work other day told me I'm unc status
I told him watch his mouth or I'd slap him...joking

He told me that's another sign you an uncle
Can't say this shyt to people anymore :mjlol:

I'm old as fukk anyway I was just playing but the comeback was funny to me
 

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shyt gonna be funny in another 30 years when some kid born 5 years from now make a video that has his at the beginning. :mjlol:
 

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Remember when we respected our uncles and uncle-adjacents?

A lot of my unc's were blueprints. The hardworking unc that knew how to fix everything. The cool unc that was fly as hell and had the ladies. The down bad unc that knew he was on a road to destruction and would caution you against it. The stingy unc that would rather teach you how to "fish" than buy you a 25 cent bag of gummy worms from the Chinese-owned corner store. The unc that showed you how to season, wrap, and smoke a brisket over night and let you get the first piece when he sliced it.

Damn, writing this made me emotional. I need to hit up all the men whose shoulders I'm standing on and let 'em know I appreciate 'em

Salute to all the unc's out there!
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(Except Shannon Sharpe right now. He making unc's look bad)
Yeah. Next to your cousins, your uncles and aunties were the coolest family members. Outside of cousins, they were the ones you had the most fun with
 

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Yeah I got called Unc for the first time in real life a couple weeks ago, so I've accepted it :flabbynsick:

The strange thing about being in your thirties(I'm 31) is that I don't feel any differently than I did at 19-21. Lower body fat, my vert is still as high, no body pains/groaning sounds and I'm still out and about every weekend until the early hours of the morning
 

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Uncle gang checking in

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lol This might bother some folks in their 30’s but I’m in my mid 40’s so I’ve already accepted & embraced my old head status :manny:

But I also wear Nike tech & Jordan’s still so I don’t necessarily feel completely out of the loop yet lol
 

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Some high school kid called me unc recently. Told her I'ma snatch her mom and she said it was uncalled for.
 

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Lol at 98/99 coping. To 18-21 year old you got 6+ years on em. That's 1/3 of their life UNC. 6 years ago A.I didn't even exist.
They’re the ones that should be the most upset lol. You ain’t 30 yet and he’s calling you old :russ:
 
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