30 HR DRIVE TOMORROW MORNING...

[He Who Posts Well]

Nikka I just looked at my globe

How the hell are you driving to Australia?

You can't read a map? Just take one of those vertical lines to the equator. Take the equator until you pass New Zealand, then head south breh.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

You can't read a map? Just take one of those horizontal lines to the equator. Take the equator until you pass New Zealand, then head south breh.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

OKAY HOOKERS ARE OUT OF CONTROL DOWN HERE. I PRETTY MUCH GOOFED OFF THE WHOLE DAY WITH THIS ESCORT THAT WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL. SMASHED TWICE. SHE STOLE MY CIRCUS CIRCUS MUG.

THEN WENT OUT ON THE STRIP. RANDOM BUM ON THE STREET FAPPING WITH MAGAZINE.

WON 200 BUCKS PLAYING SPOT THE HOOKER WITH SOME RANDOM ASS GUY AT THE PENNY SLOTS.

1 DAY IN VEGAS IS NOT ENOUGH. THE FLIGHT BACK WAS fukkED UP.

 

[craigsagersuit]

OKAY HOOKERS ARE OUT OF CONTROL DOWN HERE. I PRETTY MUCH GOOFED OFF THE WHOLE DAY WITH THIS ESCORT THAT WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL. SMASHED TWICE. SHE STOLE MY CIRCUS CIRCUS MUG.

THEN WENT OUT ON THE STRIP. RANDOM BUM ON THE STREET FAPPING WITH MAGAZINE.

WON 200 BUCKS PLAYING SPOT THE HOOKER WITH SOME RANDOM ASS GUY AT THE PENNY SLOTS.

1 DAY IN VEGAS IS NOT ENOUGH. THE FLIGHT BACK WAS fukkED UP.

Tell me why dat Sounds like a how I met your mother episode

 

[He Who Posts Well]

OKAY HOOKERS ARE OUT OF CONTROL DOWN HERE. I PRETTY MUCH GOOFED OFF THE WHOLE DAY WITH THIS ESCORT THAT WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL. SMASHED TWICE. SHE STOLE MY CIRCUS CIRCUS MUG.

THEN WENT OUT ON THE STRIP. RANDOM BUM ON THE STREET FAPPING WITH MAGAZINE.

WON 200 BUCKS PLAYING SPOT THE HOOKER WITH SOME RANDOM ASS GUY AT THE PENNY SLOTS.

1 DAY IN VEGAS IS NOT ENOUGH. THE FLIGHT BACK WAS fukkED UP.

The trip is over already.

 

[newarkhiphop]

two tons of coke

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

The trip is over already.

I GOTTA GO BACK BREH. I'M ACTING UP NEXT TRIP.