30+ Reasons why Papsmears new album will never leak

Oroko Saki

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Some of these lines are disrespectful to hip hop :krs: :scusthov:


"every time i show her an image i have permanently etched on my body in ink
she shows me one of her t*ts
i call it going tit for tat"

“I got a Jones for the mic but I’m not Mike Jones”

“Leave you punch-drunk like you drunk punch with vodka in it”

i must-stash like the hair between ya lip and ya nose"

"now the stakes are high..like the top shelf of da meat market"

"now your lost like a person without a map"

"I saw on TV that X is free, I see D (CD) like a compact disk"

"i'm in the hood like a sweet young man moving to a lower income housing development due to the economic climate and housing market among other relevant domestic issues"

"pap got wit, you know i'm the best yo
my mind stay sharper than a recently sharpened pencil"

"i'm in the hood like a tour guide giving people tours of the hood"

"battling me is harder than returning a recent purchase without a receipt"

"pap got the property in hand
i'm like aaron how i cop land
and if you don't know who aaron copland is
he's a brilliant classical composer
with an extensive catalog of beautiful music
that is most likely available for rental at your local public library"

"i got so much cash and money
i got y'all saying man he fresh
get it? as in mannie fresh
of cash money records
hence the reference
please buy my mixtapes"

"i got more COMP than a UTER and more KEYS than a BOARD"

"that ***** got a glass jaw/i bet he wash his face with windex"

"my flow is butter
while yours is only margarine-ally good"

"she made me a sandwhich
and i insulted the coldcuts
while laying in an elevated blanket connected between two poles
now that's what i call a ham-mock"

"my birds to ya' flower, stick it to you like sperm in the shower"
"Im a smart dog like a golden retriever"

"I was young until my balls dropped like I had butter fingers"

"Im original man, thats why im original"

"im like a hospital for animals...IM A VET"


"Pap will k!ll you and your brother
I k!ll 2 birds with one stone, like the stone ricocheted off one bird and k!lled the other"

"I move bricks like a mason but not for free, Im not a free mason
although you can make an argument
since my mixtapes are free, and i do move bricks like a mason
however, i am not a free mason as i have already stated"

"these rappers are homo, kinda fruity
yea i said it, they're gay like rudy
rudy gay, he's a basketball player
who's probably not homosexual but has a silly last name which works well in the context of this punchline"

"Paps got the hood nervous
I get good service, Im not gonna pay alot for that muffler
like the muffler commercials that used to be on television"

"pap is known to go hard like Arnold in terminator
thats Arnold Schwarzenegger, the current governor of California
the only difference between us is that hes a white republican, Im a black republican
but other then that, we're indeed the same"

"Getting dome while using my computer, making her backrock
Bobbin her head all on my lap, now thats a laptop
Its also a portable computer, in case y'all didn't get it
Getting laptop using a laptop now thats a clever message"

"niccas, can't see me, Pap a !!ing panther
You want the horns, then meet the Bull-ock like the famous actress Sandra
Ock is a slang word derived from the Philadelphia community
And when I use it in this line, it sounds like Sandra Bullock
She got her big break in the movie Speed
But she was upstaged by Keanu Reeves
When the last time he made a good movie yall
He was a good actor in that movie Hardball"

"Call me Optimus Prime, he is a fictional character of the Transformers
Cuz I transform from an intellectual rapper to a dude that be on all corners
But I don't turn into a car like them robots, and I can't drive
Even though I drive ya girl crazy every time I arrive"

"Papoose is no slave to these fuel prices
I fill up my gas tank and wince
like my name was Phillip Gastankewitz"



This is just scratching the surface, hes got wack punchlines for days. I just found a bonus garbage line to leave yall with

"When Remy is released we Will bond (Wilbon) like Michael
Michael Wilbon is an American sportswriter and columnist
who has co-hosted the show pardon the interruption
My punchlines are fire like a volcanic eruption"
 

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"that ***** got a glass jaw/i bet he wash his face with windex"

Replace "face" with "mouth" and I actually like that line :heh:

Some of that shyt I can't take serious though
 

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Stay out of this Wally Szerbiak :birdman:

Im not a rapper but if i was i dont think i could come up with shyt dumber then this:

"these rappers are homo, kinda fruity
yea i said it, they're gay like rudy
rudy gay, he's a basketball player
who's probably not homosexual but has a silly last name which works well in the context of this punchline"


I wasnt even sure if this line was real at first but its showing up on other sites too.

Once Pap got that 1.5 million dollar deal it ruined him. These lines are all between the years of 2006 and 2009, so Im told
 

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Stay out of this Wally Szerbiak :birdman:

Im not a rapper but if i was i dont think i could come up with shyt dumber then this:

"these rappers are homo, kinda fruity
yea i said it, they're gay like rudy
rudy gay, he's a basketball player
who's probably not homosexual but has a silly last name which works well in the context of this punchline"


I wasnt even sure if this line was real at first but its showing up on other sites too.

Once Pap got that 1.5 million dollar deal it ruined him. These lines are all between the years of 2006 and 2009, so Im told

Where you from bruh? :shaq:
 

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Where you from bruh? :shaq:

Check out the east warehouse over on Lairdman Island. You'll get your answers there



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I reached my hand over the counter and punched em / You call me a counter puncher

my nikkas soowoo(sue wu) like a wutang lawsuit

He hop up, I'll clap him in his hip. You can call it hip-hop.
 

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Stay out of this Wally Szerbiak :birdman:

Im not a rapper but if i was i dont think i could come up with shyt dumber then this:

"these rappers are homo, kinda fruity
yea i said it, they're gay like rudy
rudy gay, he's a basketball player
who's probably not homosexual but has a silly last name which works well in the context of this punchline"

:jayhaha: :deadmanny:

What song is that? :snoop:
 

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:jayhaha: :deadmanny:

What song is that? :snoop:

I cant seem to find anything about what song its from. He used to freestyle on Shade 45 all the time, i think there was some long free style on one of his mixtapes where a few of these lines are from. It might be on that 2nd place is the first loser mixtape
 

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its a shame that so many sheep (foot soldiers, whatever) have trolled the internet with fake papoose lines that people can't determine real ones from fakes.

I would respect it if all the threads always had his real sh!tty punchlines but I guess where would the trolls be then

wayne is the top rapper and I've only seen a handful of threads on his wack ass punchlines yet I've seen more about pap.
 
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