[4/8/24] 100% Story Completion Monday Night Raw Thread

[Novembruh]

...ok, hear me out:

Call Dario Cueto
Have him manage Andrade
Do the Matanza push

 

[OneDeep]

Can already hear the cacs but she only does two moves

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

LOL were they just standing there flexing, talking about suplexes??

 

[Novembruh]

Jade is great on the Mic

she not but cook

 

[Hoodoo Child]

overshot it by like... 80 seconds....

You want a 5 minute Jade match?

 

[ThiefyPoo]

Jade gotta chill with the hand licking

Turns u on

 

[2CT]

at all these random names people tryna coin this era

The Paul Levesue Reainansnce New Cokeboyless Post-Ruthless Modern Reality Post-PG Era

might just have to call that muhfukka Untitled like Nas would do

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

Sami


Nvm, he’s gonna follow through without waiting for Chad to continue giving him the run around

 

[g-ice]

Next week Sami and Chad

 

[Tres Leches]

up in this bytch like its 1997

 

[luckyse7enz]

A storm isn't the only thing that's cumming, Jade!

Obligatory

 

[richaveli83]

I hope WWE doesn't copy what AEW did by giving Jade a bunch of squash matches.

Until she gets better in the ring, that's what they're going to have to do.

 

[Klawstrider]

Sami about to get that Hitman treatment in Montreal

 

[Novembruh]

You want a 5 minute Jade match?

no
but I initially called it at sub-120 seconds, and they ain't even go a minute, so I accepted my own overestimation

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Gable gonna lose the match and then go on Sami.....