I saw this groundhog walking home a while back. It wasnt big or nothing

. I was in the burbs and he was sitting on a pouch step eating nuts all safe n' shyt so I decided to scare him. I once scared a rabbit into shytting it self so this time I said
I waited, he turned to get more food, then i hopped out the bushes

He turned to look at me, he stuck his fat fukking face filled food

We looked at each other for a couple secs. He was calm as fukk so I took another step. He stopped chewing

then turned back around to get more food, like I wasnt even fukking there. I didnt know what to do but his gully kind of scared me

I had flashes at him leaping at my face and tearing me to shreds, you know "animals backed into a corners". so I kept it movin. Thank god no one was around. I cut school to get punked by a fukking groundhog
