44 years old SMH...

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Jesus take the wheel

Got a cotdamn starting 5 and some role players

Better chance of one of them being a pro athlete and paying off my student loans

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Mama better have her shyt covered up or instead of playin WSHH eyecandy on her birthday she gon be eatin buttercream cake with no hands like Annie Mae. 44 year old titties ain't community titties, fukk wrong with this chick?

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

You got dat wizard sleeve action down dere now, breh?

Nope. Doctors stitch you up real nice if you dont give em issues during delivery.

 

[Dev2103]

shed look better with a blonde hair hat

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Nope. Doctors stitch you up real nice if you dont give em issues during delivery.

So glad imma dood.

 

[J-Nice]

Better chance of one of them being a pro athlete and paying off my student loans

Get them checks. I ain't even mad at ya

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

So glad imma dood.

Very lucky shyt hurts like you wouldn't believe.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Very lucky shyt hurts like you wouldn't believe.

Yeah, I bet.

Now you really only got 4 chirren so far right?

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Yeah, I bet.

Now you really only got 4 chirren so far right?

3 and a half.

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

3 and a half.

Dat fertility. Bless you.

 

[Houston911]

F*ck all these hoes getting surgery

 

[Jimi Swagger]

[

Breh my mom is almost 60 and don't have a single wrinkle in her face.

There's cave bytches at my job who fell to peaces at 30

Probably why they try to fit their entire life into one day because it's downhill after 30. Kris Jenner gives them something to look up to. Thank god for Medispa treatment, their secret ethnic great grandparents, and yoga else these white women would look like Barbara Bush, who was supposedly a looker in her day pre marriage/kids.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Mama gotta have a life too



Can't be. I have 9

Them walls non existent

 

[¢apitali$t Migraine]

i coulda swore she was dark skin in boyz n the hood

Yeah man, wtf, I always remember her as Damita from "Class Act". I still remember being too young to jack off n seeing the last scene with Duncan Pinderhughes in the bed with her n only being able to get erect n flick my dikk like a door stop. Man, nikkas gotta be trollin, that gotta be her daughter or some shyt, that hoe was black as shyt back in the day.

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

Yeah man, wtf, I always remember her as Damita from "Class Act". I still remember being too young to jack off n seeing the last scene with Duncan Pinderhughes in the bed with her n only being able to get erect n flick my dikk like a door stop. Man, nikkas gotta be trollin, that gotta be her daughter or some shyt, that hoe was black as shyt back in the day.